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Do people who impatiently creep up into the intersection waiting for the light to turn know that it doesn't actually make them get their destinations faster

As the web collapses and search engines become a meaningless mess of ads and AI generated results, it's time to get in on the ground floor of the next big rebound industry: door-to-door encyclopedia sales

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Do you hand-make things that you sell? Do you wish Etsy would *disintegrate* for jacking up fees 30% after a record sales year?

Artisans Coop is on its way to becoming a very real Etsy alternative, a place for handmade goods that is owned by its members, that can put all that "record sales" into the pockets of sellers, not white collar thugs. And i do mean artisans, not assholes who steal designs and get them printed at a sweatshop.

How is that possible? Check it out: artisans.coop/blog/join-an-aut

Awesome thing on mastodon is content warnings! Good for jokes, good for just lettin folkn know whats in the post, good for caring about your friends.

sad scary news stories? great to content warn. rich white nonsense? good to cw. food photos? oh yeah, excellent. hilarious joke? sure! random thing you just feel like cw'ing? yep! your lived xp's? nah but if you wanna, is cool too

if you don't like how someone does or doesn't use cw'ings, you can mute/block them too! :D

#feditips

hey does anybody know any lgbtq or furry friendly peertube instances? i wanna put out videos on fedi sometime

highly unpopular and tbh kinda flat-out grumpy opinion, twitter etc, long 

Alright so 2017, tech blogs are all "Have a gander at mastodon, it's like twitter but without the nazis," all the folk who don't like nazis or supporting/hosting/enabling nazis go "Alright let's give this mastodon thing a go" and almost immediately discover that no, it's not like twitter at all, it's very very different to twitter, it's its Own Whole Thing. Folk who were expecting something like twitter go back to twitter, folk who like it here stay here, all good and normal.

2022, this place has had years to develop its own vibe and its own way of doing things and has in the meantime become even MORE Not Twitter, but tech blogs go "Try Mastodon, it's like Twitter but without Elon Musk," and there was this... honestly, Exciting At First But Generally Unpleasant Period where people who were *actively mourning twitter* came to mastodon again expecting something like twitter, something they'd been promised by I dunno tech journalists or whatever, and they either went "Ooh this is actually not at all what I was told it'd be like but I like it" and stuck around, or they had Bitter Disappointment And Confusion and left, or they did "This place is not like twitter and therefore it is Wrong and I will Make It Like Twitter" and they had an even worse time than the Bitter Disappointment And Confusion folks.

2023 now, we've had the folk who wanted Twitter Without The Arseholes, then we had folk who wanted Twitter Without The Biggest Arsehole, who's left, Folk Who Want Twitter? Folk Who Meant To Try Leaving Twitter Six Months Ago But Who Now Suddenly Can't Log In And Have To Move Right The Heck Now? Honestly I think there's gonna be a LOT of disappointment mixed up with panic and mourning and generally hurt feelings because of this billionaire fiddling about and pushing people out before they're ready.

I think the theme of the late web 2.0 era is one where people are on websites that they Do Not Want to be on, because that's where their mates are or that's where the memes are or that's the only game in town or whatever, and I've said in the decade-scale-online-community-management thread and I'll never quit banging this drum, websites that are full of people who'd rather be somewhere else are really miserable places that can chug along in misery for years and years.

So aye, I don't celebrate when twitter hecks up, I think the people who actually want to be on twitter would be happier on twitter. Folk who want to move their stuff to other websites should have the chance to do so at their own pace, dipping their toes in and casing the joint, they shouldn't have to deal with trying to adapt to a totally different place ON TOP OF the trauma of having their existing place yanked out from underneath them, compounded by, honestly, being lied to about the new place. It wasn't like twitter five years ago and it's even less like twitter now, I really wish we could just bury that association but I guess it's gonna stick around and keep tripping people up for ages 'cause, y'know, first impressions I guess.

Just. Bloody. Tech boys, stop pressing buttons and breaking things for a minute, yikes

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twitter etc 

"Hey remember that website you tried out in November 2022 and didn't like it, well get ready to not like it again" isn't exactly a recipe for a Good Time for anyone involved

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why does the rust foundation even exist if they don't sell ferris plushies

fosstodon has so many insufferable white tech dudes.

I might silence them again.

They are always in their feelings when you don't center how smart they believe they are.

Dear furries and the furry-adjacent, 

This is also your periodic reminder that non-heterosexual, non-cisgender people have been a significant part of the furry fandom for as long as the fandom has had a coherent name for itself, and that the fandom has a brilliant history of trans people finding themselves through the exploration of self the furry fandom offers. Mockery of the furry fandom is frequently used as a cover for the assholes of the world to harass LGBTQIA+ people.

Nazi furs fuck off.

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Being at the top of the privilege ladder also puts you at the top of the shut up and fucking listen ladder. It's not a prize being on top, it's an obligation and a responsibility to lift others up.

JFC I'm supposed to be chilling and shitposting in the bath

Uhhhh something something butts.

Do better, oh ye privileged masses.

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if your organizing is just 20somethings and a few 30somethings it's like a forest of trees who are all the same age, you need a layered canopy, you need old people

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Something tells me I'm gonna end up running a hosting provider at some point... sigh

It occurs to me that there's a certain demographic going "we cannot possibly afford to build *good* social housing, then everybody will want a three bedroom with a garden and we can't afford that as a country, so it should just all be simple apartment blocks instead"

And meanwhile I see tons of people going "I'm glad I don't have a garden to maintain" and "this is way too much house for me, I want something smaller", and

re: personal, rationalism 

And to be clear, I'm certainly still unlearning habits from that time, this is not to say "I'm better now!".

It's more to provide a counter-narrative to the "but we're just being rational" from the perspective of someone who is deeply familiar with how that whole rabbit hole works.

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