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i fucking hate software, this piece in particular

This is your annual reminder that a good prank or April Fools joke is one that inconveniences the joker considerably more than the person being pranked.

You want the response to be 'how the fuck did you do all this' not 'why the fuck would you do this'.

the supposedly specific phone number i got to verify my identity didn't work
the standard support (same for consumer+business) opens with "our app is currently broken, we're working on it",
and then you have to tell the robot what you want in a simple sentence, but it just fails to parse, and it will try that again and again instead of just forwarding to an actual operator or numerical choice menu

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only one thing worse than phonecalls: phonecalls with banks

making nixos packages/modules is so much hackery because other people can't program, apparently..

re: techbro 

@Vierkantor best security practice is to change them every 3 months

techbro 

"(maintaining, updating, dealing with specificity of languages, avoiding adding security vulnerabilities etc) a whole new pronouns feature to the Matrix spec isn't the best path forward."

literally what the FUCK are you on about, it's a single freeform text field

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send help i've stumbled on the matrix spec change proposal for adding a pronoun field and the techbro's are at it (all hidden replies though)

pretend you're a cishet and not the 99.9% of people on here who'd be like "hell yes" if their SO asked to fuck a skeleton

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just like the last time I made coldbrew my caffeine tolerance is shooting through the roof again

it's just too satisfying to take shots of the very concentrated coldbrew, instead of lengthening it with water/milk like you're "supposed to"

5 hours after my alarm went off

so much for trying to wake up early

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