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@PastaThief Sounds like someone has really unrealistic expectations!

mutual aid post, november 

hey.

how are you? hope you're okay.

ngl, my life is ✋ abysmal dogshit 🤚 right now. i have an ingrown toenail and gotta see a doc, barely any money to my name, i have to pay bills tomorrow, and rent down the line. also gotta buy winter clothes. i usually survived off 980 but things are getting worse i am so sorry please help 😭 anything helps

813/1050

thank you pls share

paypal.me/tillianthefoxxo
ko-fi.com/tillianthefoxxo

#mutualAidRequest #mutualAid @mutualaid

....so i just started ordering takeout food .

clicked one item.

saw it confirmed i'd added it to the basket

immediately checked my downloads like "oh damn that was fast. okay let's open it up and run it"... as if i'd just downloaded a pizza.

...

i...

i do not think my brain is properly wired up today.

@mos_8502 I think it's got a micropython interpreter on it by default?

"Let me get this straight. Your lab has bred a dragon?"

"A wyvern, director. It has two legs, two wings, whereas a-"

"Which flies, breathes fire, and is intelligent?"

"About as intelligent as a border collie."

"So, intelligent. Why?"

"You asked us to invent measures to take down small drones."

#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

@codl "Your account is hibernating, like a very sleepy bug"

@ari This feels like every time I try to mess around with 3D game development

"oh dang, this 3d rotation i'm trying to do is really difficult in this engine"

[some hours of research later]

"i want to beat leonhard euler with hammers"

@nicole Ms. President, I have bad news and good news.

Bad news is there are ruffians roaming the streets at an unprecedented scale. Civil order has completely collapsed, they're waving torches around and setting bombs.

Good news is the big cat breeding program was a great success and we armed the tigers with guns to deal with them.

As president, I will pass a law limiting ammo cartridges to no more than five bullets, and also they will need to be labeled with a dark cyan "ä" symbol. But I'd like to talk about my main economic proposal, getting the US back on the gem standard...

@inherentlee plus they got the aughisky in the pen with them and that guy will just straight up merk you, fairy or not

@inherentlee ugggh I knoooow but I can't complain about that to her face unless I get knocked down to kelpie feeding duty

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