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E-commerce algorithms be like:

“I saw you buy a toilet. How about I show you adverts for more toilets. You need more toilets in your house, don’t you? I am going to keep showing you adverts for toilets for the rest of forever. If you purchase one toilet, then it MUST mean that you like toilets and therefore want more toilets.”

@thufie @RyukoRazz @lyncia @maddy sssh, don't call it a romhack or else Nintendo will get uppity 🤫

@RyukoRazz @lyncia we've allegedly also got super sonic saves the world world, an alleged game allegedly made by @maddy that will allegedly make some eyebrows raise

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Baroque style paintings made with honey of the Queen Bee for Tiny Thor #pixelart #gamedev #MastoArt

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So like me, Coco's favorite person is my wife Faye. Whenever it's been what Coco determines as "too long" for Faye to be out of the house, the dramatic wailing begins. Please enjoy these photos of Coco crying out for Mama (don't worry, Mama came home very soon ❤️) #cats #CatsOfMastodon

@Aether It's always been massively failing its vibe check, but this has fully unmasked it as a malicious group instead of merely callous

death 

...I completely forgot Anne Rice died two and a half years ago

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Me: clean clean clean, patch patch patch, wash wash wash...

My brain: has anyone written an SotN fanfic in the narrative framing of Anne Rice's Interview with the Vampire?

Me: ... that thought can go back to the 90s where it belongs

@foone "but what's in the computer's computer's computer?"

buddy, it's computers all the way down

@PsyChuan lmao the fact that they swapped in another dogwhistle because the bullhorn got too much attention just proves they can't be trusted

Telegram fascism 

@Jo not really, no, the vibes have always been off but it seems like this was the stark reminder that the owners are not trustworthy which was needed to overcome inertia

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everyone i have figured it out, cats just have unchecked integer operations

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well fuck.

telegram decided to sneak in a nazi symbol in their announcement of NFT usernames today, so i guess this is the thing that makes me switch to Signal. (1488 in the subscriber count, and i have been informed that 4/20 is Hitler's birthday, so y'know, not a coincidence)

edit: wolfie@queer.party pointed out another thing, they're highlighting Tucker Carlson in the blog post

edit 2: they replaced 1488 with 1391 on the blog post which is not an improvement. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Massacre

@NanoRaptor not chaotic in the least, I just love my babies too much ;u;

@NanoRaptor moths are given complete mouthparts and digestive systems so they can have sippies

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