Elfififififififi... @elfi@pixie.town

@jacethechicken Considering the provisions on invading the Netherlands for holding warcrime tribunals, it might be simpler and more expedient to just go with the "6 feet in the ground" approach

@AzureHusky why have the lights off at all. gimme dat lämp

@AzureHusky gasp, cishet sex between married couples in the missionary position, the biggest taboo, revealed to be even more salacious!

@max I'm one of these guinea pigs. It is every bit as obnoxious as it sounds

@Clipsey It looks really good! you're making amazing progress, goes to show I need to keep myself on top of things :'D

@thufie Did I just hear the bag squeak?

@basicbishoujo this sounds like a great way to get saddled with more unwanted responsibility

Tfw you can keenly feel the layout of your nervous system in the form of pain

This on a day where I planned on groceries and household work, where I planned on making a curry for dinner that would hold me through a couple lunches through the week

Fuck
Me

@GlitterDisaster WHAT A GOOD BOLD

would you rather cuddle a hundred moth-sized puppies or a puppy-sized moth

@deejvalen Good morniiing! I am so sleepy z.z

@deejvalen ahh! good morning! *gives a little pixie kiss~*

@deejvalen @Moot Oh, I do remember that one! In retrospect, it has a lot of the same sort of energy as Balloon Fight

@amandag@tech.lgbt I stan