mei 🌒& @ckie@pixie.town

act 93425 requires all evil maid attacks to be performed while wearing a maid uniform

awnyaa

@f0x yeah i opened spotify to scrape the track metadata and now all my spotify user friends will know i'm listening to russian porn magazine

@f0x its so much better @ 1.5x

@f0x retroreflectors!!

@lyncia well, obviously it's in the box

@uniporn @Dee but not a serial processing unit

varying constant

@kescher cuteee!!

usually cat makes me melt bc of how cute it is. this is now also happening with the @kescher

@Dee no meows here.. move along..

*meow*

@vidister@chaos.social the new pfp cute factor is high

@forever@fedi.nullob.si woa ah ishit post??

@Dee you can come back to my computer later if you want, but i think you may see more interesting things in the wooded area.

@Dee no, you are in my big computer. please get out of my computer and go back to the wooded area.

@Dee relate

@Dee i'm cool!

@Dee yes, possibly

word word word tooty tootity toot