now how about this. a genderfluid person who only ever uses the restroom that doesn't align with their gender identity at the time. to level stealth and stick it to transphobes

**Understars 🌌** @Blinxbat@pixie.town · Oct 29, 2022, 16:25

**Understars 🌌** @Blinxbat@pixie.town · Oct 29, 2022, 16:25

Oct 29, 2022, 16:25

Understars 🌌 @Blinxbat@pixie.town

Calliope is a cool name
I always pronounce it wrong
Idc tho I'm bitchin
Lmao

- A poem by Ema Understars

**Understars 🌌** @Blinxbat@pixie.town · Oct 29, 2022, 14:43

**Understars 🌌** @Blinxbat@pixie.town · Oct 29, 2022, 14:43

Oct 29, 2022, 14:43

Understars 🌌 @Blinxbat@pixie.town

misinfo, lewd (idk lol)

Remember to give your instance admins your cum so they can put it into the Goop Engine to keep everything running in top condition.
#feditips

**Understars 🌌** · Oct 24, 2022, 18:16

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**River 🏳️‍⚧️** @RiverEnodian@mastodon.lol · Oct 24, 2022, 18:16

Oct 24, 2022, 18:16

River 🏳️‍⚧️ @RiverEnodian@mastodon.lol

Happy Asexual Week!

We're here, we're queer, and we experience little to no sexual attraction or under very specific and limited circumstances.

Also being aromantic is its own spectrum and isn't a subsection of asexuality. Aro Week takes place in late Feb.

I'm aroace.

💜🖤🤍

#aceweek

**Understars 🌌** · Oct 29, 2022, 07:06

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**Jackknife ⚔️** @vultureculture@lesbian.solutions · Oct 29, 2022, 07:06

Oct 29, 2022, 07:06

Jackknife ⚔️ @vultureculture@lesbian.solutions

kink

calling girlfriend good (chaste) vs. calling girlfriend good (explicitly a kink thing)

**Understars 🌌** · Jun 17, 2022, 18:18

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**LONG LIVE ANARCHY NO SURRENDER** @trash_witch@ni.hil.ist · Jun 17, 2022, 18:18

Jun 17, 2022, 18:18

LONG LIVE ANARCHY NO SURRENDER @trash_witch@ni.hil.ist

i don't want to be "valid" i want REVENGE

**Understars 🌌** · Oct 29, 2022, 03:21

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**Jackknife ⚔️** @vultureculture@lesbian.solutions · Oct 29, 2022, 03:21

Oct 29, 2022, 03:21

Jackknife ⚔️ @vultureculture@lesbian.solutions

violence sorta? at reader

*bites you and doesn't let go*

**Understars 🌌** @Blinxbat@pixie.town · Oct 29, 2022, 03:37

**Understars 🌌** @Blinxbat@pixie.town · Oct 29, 2022, 03:37

Oct 29, 2022, 03:37

Understars 🌌 @Blinxbat@pixie.town

Lewd, Shitpost

Sucking dick to "GTA 4 Multiplayer: Commence The Meeting of "The Byeahs" (2013) by Jerma985

**Understars 🌌** · Oct 29, 2022, 01:50

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**Jackknife ⚔️** @vultureculture@lesbian.solutions · Oct 29, 2022, 01:50

Oct 29, 2022, 01:50

Jackknife ⚔️ @vultureculture@lesbian.solutions

livetooting capitalism, sex

I'm developing an open source alternative to #sucking #dick rn

**Understars 🌌** @Blinxbat@pixie.town · Oct 29, 2022, 00:40

**Understars 🌌** @Blinxbat@pixie.town · Oct 29, 2022, 00:40

Oct 29, 2022, 00:40

Understars 🌌 @Blinxbat@pixie.town

shitpost (cursed)

I think jerma is cute tbh
I wanna pet him like a catboy
He's a fuckin himbo :3

**Understars 🌌** · Oct 28, 2022, 21:59

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**Theranos Board of Directors** @twisted@pixie.town · Oct 28, 2022, 21:59

Oct 28, 2022, 21:59

Theranos Board of Directors @twisted@pixie.town

alc

DRUNKIRBY UNDEFEATED

**Understars 🌌** · Oct 28, 2022, 18:39

Understars 🌌 boosted

**Jackknife ⚔️** @vultureculture@lesbian.solutions · Oct 28, 2022, 18:39

Oct 28, 2022, 18:39

Jackknife ⚔️ @vultureculture@lesbian.solutions

#feditips I'm actually allowed to pick you up in my hands and roll you like dice. If you land in a position that's favorable, I'll keep you in my shirt pocket and take you on adventures with me. Otherwise, I'll re-roll you several times, and if I don't achieve the outcome I'm hoping for, I'll put you in a little box for timeout.