Understars 🌌 @Blinxbat@pixie.town

You are legally obligated to appreciate me (a bat) and any other bats you know today uwu

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Yeah I can get moustache wax and braid your asshairs into a tight grid pattern. When you take a shit it comes out like a play-doh extruder.

Debloat
Defenestrate
Defederate

A pronouns woman!?

bweh~

Reddit and all of its descendants mist die. All deredditfication operations are nominal. Targeting all channer-poisoned enemy elements for defenestration. Try to 'uwu based' after getting thrown out da fuckin' window motherfuckers.

gold morning :) *turns you into a pillar of precious metals*

highly compatible women thousands of miles away piloting you remotely, controlling your every move with a jack directly into your brain stem that feeds you cute, sweet romantic yuri and images of incredible gender

Homestuck

*discovering empathy*
"So I hear there's this weird supernatural ability that lets you know what others are feeling"

i love installing files

weather report: it's bright and holy out there and deliverance is upon us this morning. one thousand angels bearing one thousand blades descend from the heavens. the sky splits open to the sound of chorus and trumpeting. expect light showers in the northeast and winds of 10-15 mph today. visibility is fair