Understars 🌌 @Blinxbat@pixie.town

kobold psyop

yes, yes. it's rather barkworthy, if I do say so myself. truly rebarkable

gknot (girl knot)

going into the IV room like POWER SKILL: ASEPTIC TECHNIQUE - STERILE FIELD BANISHES 99% OF KNOWN FOES

man in mismatched attire stumbles into the train car, out of it, newspaper clutched in his hand, sags down in seat.

unkempt - intentional.
worn sneakers - clean.
slacks - serious.
windbreaker - relaxed, but only in the right places.

his disheveled figure immediately assumes the form of a statue of some classical philosopher and unfolds the crisp newspaper, studying it, wearing his new position like he'd been there all day. music spills upward from his pocket in measured drops. everything in coordination, from the polyester slacks to his fine, curly hair in a bouquet of loose twists.

against the bright plastic orange seats and the white and silver walls, the dark silhouette of the man in midnight blue minds his modern business between pages, imposing on none with his muted metro jazz.
#poetry

girl with a heart like a nuclear reactor experiencing a critical event

make no mistake, this is a garbanzo bean stan account

#BigMan

bro suck my dick bro you gotta bro it's a lifesaving measure, man, it's basically first aid. bro we don't got any antivenom bro, like you gotta suck it out. no it's not even that weird bro, you don't even have to swallow, you can totally spit bro just you gotta act fast!

it's like totally recommended by the red cross bro, you can totally trust me. I'm first aid certified. but you can totally swallow if you want aha it's like only a problem in the bloodstream, man. it totally denatures in stomach acid and it's non-toxic, bro. my cum's like crayons bro, it's non-toxic

this guy on a bike was riding by blasting some super upbeat and cheery reggaeton on his Bluetooth speaker, and the guy on the track said "we would like to offer.... our deepest condolences... to those affected by the tragedies of 9/11..." before the music became even brighter and happier

I'm not racist at all, actually. In fact, I used to have a white coworker who once let me take a sip out of his can of monster energy

forget the alamo 💀

#DeathToAmerikkka

girls are always asking me "hey Val, will you cut me up into little pieces and dump my remains in the Charles River?" and I'm getting SICK of it