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Homestuck and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

terrible nsfw pun 

thank each other for our services after cumming, call that an honorable discharge

Actionable Threat 

Me when I fucking Get You 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

god I love a guy that looks like a girl and a girl that looks like a guy

villians holding out on using their full strength tier list 

D: No reason given, just relying on this being a genre convention.
C: Using that power requires an expenditure of resources they would rather not use.
B: Using that power requires them to tap into something they find embarrassing/disgusting/ugly/etc.
A: They want to feel that moment of danger, when things could go either way. Near perfectly matched in strength. There is no way to know what will happen next.
S: They want to help you grow, become stronger, become something more beautiful, more powerful. They want to witness your progress and feel the exquisite rapture of you conquering them. That you would win was never in question, because they willed it so. You could argue that you could have given up at any point, let them win. But that's not true, they chose you because they knew that you would not ever give up, no matter how long it takes to defeat them.

Hypno horny, keysmash, illegible, like wow 

Hypnotizd md pleslssld hfhnxzli lvodnd ehen ppl hypnotizd md i losvd it soxmuch

Nsfw hypno long hypnosis 

There should be accounts dedicated to posting hypno randomly on the timeline, stuff to make you drop down and wake up a little while later, maybe after some kind of task.

You can imagine it can't you? You'll be scrolling down down down the timeline, lazily reading posts, slowly going deeper and deeper down the page, eyes getting tired looking at the screen, scrolling scrolling scrolling, when you'll see a blog you recognise.

Now you don't know where you recognise it from, maybe you follow them, maybe a friend boosted them before, perhaps there was a post warning users not to interact, but whatever the case you recognise the account and the name and the profile picture.

You'll notice that the user has posted a video with a hypnosis content warning, and naturally you'll open the video, you opened this content warning and read down this far after all, didn't you? So yes, you open the video, and you'll hear a familiar voice and some familiar soothing sounds, all while watching a familiar hypnotic visual. There will be a brief introduction to the video, briefly mentioning it's intentions, how long you'll be going under for, and a reminder that you can come back to the video later if you don't have the time right now. In this case it'll just be a taste of what's to come, the video will count you down, put you in a trance, leave you feeling floaty, that sort of thing, and then it'll have you wake when you feel you've had enough of the trance, feeling good, feeling relaxed and blissfully unaware of how long you've been out of it...

Does this sound good? Then lets begin.

10. You feel yourself falling into trance already,

9. Feeling tired, mind going foggy and blank,

8. Realising each number is bringing you closer,

7. Each number emptying your thoughts,

6. Removing thoughts and replacing them with bliss,

5. Enjoying the emptiness of your mind,

4. Just feeling empty and obedient,

3. Just feeling my words filling your mind with bliss,

2. Nearly there, and

1. Drop.

And now you'll just feel blissfully in trance. Floaty, empty headed, nothing but my words in that brain of yours, enjoying it all as you lay down or slouch back. Doesn't it feel nice, not having any thought? Just being able to enjoy a moment? Able to just relax without a care in the world? That's right. Now I'm going to leave you to enjoy this, feeling so empty that not even my words echo around in your skull. I'll leave you to wake when you feel like it, or if the need arises before that, now would be a good time to set an alarm if that's required. And when you wake, I would love to hear if you enjoyed the experience, and share it if you think any of your mutuals would enjoy it, but for now we stay deep. Empty headed, no thoughts, just deep in trance... good...

Overheard, nsfw 

"Lost time trying to suck off Jon"

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Overheard, nsfw-ish 

"Yep. That's :garfield: and Odie making love."

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Overheard, nsfw-ish 

"Is that :garfield: and Odie making love??"

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Overheard 

"It's just an inherent property of :garfield: "

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Shitpost 

Discourse this, Discourse that, how about you Discourse some bitches instead??

comic mischief 

*ties your shoes together and kicks you in the shin*

wishing mundane accidents on public figures because that way, the NSA can't track it back to me when I use my trans electric priestess powers to call down holy lightning and turn Andy Jassy (Amazon CEO) into a crisp pile of human charcoal

#pissing on the Local timeline, I've been holding these posts all day

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