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im not a human. im a construct. a data gathering automata.
i just happen to have an unstable human personality

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if you wanna track my tgm block stacking shenanigans, the best place to do so is theabsolute.plus/player/mimoge

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gort :isopod: , kiniro :bestbeetle: , and king fossil 🦈 having a cuddle

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This is a nap-paganda spreading account
you are not immune to the sleepy

the actual state of beetle dot com 

so apparently that site 404s

couldve been worse

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I was homeless when the Cat Distribution System recruited me. Camped under a bridge alongside the old canal, I shared my food and blanket with some homeless kittens.

“You’re a good person” a voice said.

I jumped and clutched my blanket, backing up against the concrete. “Leave me alone! I don’t have anything to steal.”

“Sorry to startle you. I’m here to offer you a job”

“You don’t know anything about me.”

The stranger indicated the kitten nose-down in a nearly empty tuna can. “I’ve seen what i need to see.”

“What’s the job? I won’t do evil.”

“Kitten smuggling. We get them to a safe country, find them homes. Subsidised accommodation but a lot of travel.”

That was six months ago. If you’re on a train, plane or suborbital and you see a kitten poking its nose out of a human or augmented human’s jacket, no you didn’t.

#Tootfic #MicroFiction #PowerOnStoryToot

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fans of carrying things when they hear about pockets: ‼️🐛

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holy shit um

we REALLY need your help right now.

as in this is an immediate emergency

the manager of this hotel just completely screwed us over and changed our reservation from just an extension of our current one to a whole new one and knocked us down to two days

we um. we need at least $800 or more RIGHT NOW or we are in serious trouble. please help us right now. please donate what you can! ($20-$30 from each of you would be good!)

https://www.paypal.me/hazelnutflavorcoffee

#emergency #emergencymutualaid #emergencybegpost #emergencycrowdfunding #mutualaid #begpost #helpfolkslive2025 #transmutualaid #queermutualaid

@mutualaid@a.gup.pe

my old, battered handfan cannot simply be replaced. for one, it still works fine. for two, theres so many of my own drawings and writings on it. a history stretching back years

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