Understars 🌌 @Blinxbat@pixie.town

splatfest is back but when will the quaalude be back

I like the way this catnip brands itself similaitly to edibles. Gotta keep the whole family high!

Shrimp Sunday!

My bully wife drank an entire cholula bottle in front of me and made me cry

when ya huff the luminiferous aether it is like whippets

golf hazards should actually be hazardous to the golfers themselves

horse committee on un-equestrian activities

*Hyping up the troops*
"We're gonna lose a soldier today!"

Marines: "Hoo rah!"

*boarding the ospreys which all simultaneously crash*

looking for: kind rich person who will spoil 3 women with really nice dinners and is willing to buy us gamecube controllers.

available: Web3 landlord lesbian and her AI fintech wife whose family has questionable histories in Bosnia.

Canceled for refusing to "let her worm" 🪱