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@twisted@pixie.town
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- it/its, she/her, they/them
- we are
- queer, trans, Mad, armed, sexy, and white (of the roundhead Alpine race responsible for the degeneration of western society)
- we like
- women, men, and those who refuse to be contained by such rigid categories; also hockey, music of all kinds except post- 9/11 country, 9/11, the Super Smash Bros series of fighting games, good whiskey, mid weed, Bonnanno's Armed Joy, and OTC medicine abuse
22, end of a european colonizer bloodline on stolen Wichita land.
Profile picture is tucker carlson, used without permission. Banner is a gradient of bisexual light decorated with a bottle of Nyquil and the text "whoa hey bisexual light this person must be really gay."
Joined Jun 2019
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is fry from futurama tboy swag? the UN consulate weighs in tonight at 9:30
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john freeman is my comfort character
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🥇Pond Slurper 
Call before you dig? That's a bunch of big government hogwash. There's free copper and sewer lines down there! And fiber's good for your diet too!
no really this post coincides with a ++++ on the mood chart i will not be sleeping for the next 156 hours. thank you for your understanding. i promise i will delete my account from shame once i am properly medicated.
showing this to my therapist and speedrunning getting sectioned
ah yes. my friend, John Khmer Rouge (this is what JKR stands for. do not let anyone tell you otherwise) who works for the CIA is completely trustworthy. i'm going to go out into the woods and play with deadly weapons with him while drinking. this can't possibly have unforseen consequences
cop named mark nazi
this would be rejected by every single editor as too on the nose
loss.jpg, police violence, us politics, cad-typical bad art, just plain incomprehensible
forget the alamo 💀
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BEEP MACHINE GOOD AND STRONG
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Sinbinners Please Stop Fucking Posting
[Scene: Henry Kissinger and George W. Bush are in a cell together. Loudspeakers are set up in the cell. "Enter Sandman" is playing at deafening volume.]
💬"Standards have really gone downhill. You know, in my day the boys used to play Wagner over their helicopter's speakers and time their gatling bursts to the crescendos and ostinatos. Have we forgotten how to torture the enemy without also torturing ourselves?"
💬 "Well, ah, Hank, yknow, if ya don't like the harder stuff, I can always put on some Huey Louis instead..."
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sleepy experiments lain
Sinbinners Please Stop Fucking Posting
[Scene: Henry Kissinger and George W. Bush are in a cell together. Loudspeakers are set up in the cell. "Enter Sandman" is playing at deafening volume.]
💬"Standards have really gone downhill. You know, in my day the boys used to play Wagner over their helicopter's speakers and time their gatling bursts to the crescendos and ostinatos. Have we forgotten how to torture the enemy without also torturing ourselves?"
💬 "Well, ah, Hank, yknow, if ya don't like the harder stuff, I can always put on some Huey Louis instead..."
james hetfield responsible for US war crimes in iraq
"yeah they tortured some folks with ...And Justice For All. im kinda proud"
imagine for a moment youre the kind of person who is pro-torture (dril? maybe?)
now imagine your art being used to torture the people you think should be tortured
it doesnt seem like it reflects well on the quality of the art
family guy did a bit where they tortured, um, Family Guy Funny Moments Compilation (?) with celine dion and the whole joke was that Here To Explain The Joke hates celine dion
ok now stop imagining being pro-torture. doing it too long is bad for your psyche
US war crimes in iraq
wait. joke cancelled. they straight up tortured people with metallica.
US war crimes in iraq
i forgot about "outrages on personal dignity." funniest war crime tbh, because it covers the genuinely horrifying shit they do to people at guantanamo (no joke here, i read one prisoner's testimony of one day in that place and still have nightmares about it) but it also technically covers playing metallica during the 1st battle of fallujah if you hate james hetfields singing enough
🗨"My favorite Metallica album is "And Justice For All." It reminds me of that time I was president. "
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i think if they ever send george w bush to the hague they should mention he made iraqi civilians listen to metallica (viz. Rome Statute of the ICC, article 8, §2.a.ii)
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I'm saving up for the Dragon Ball Z Blunt Rotation Backpack which is why I won't ever be a homeowner
cops at pride?
yeah we love 'em. it got boring having nobody to throw cocktail glasses at 
- pronouns
- it/its, she/her, they/them
- we are
- queer, trans, Mad, armed, sexy, and white (of the roundhead Alpine race responsible for the degeneration of western society)
- we like
- women, men, and those who refuse to be contained by such rigid categories; also hockey, music of all kinds except post- 9/11 country, 9/11, the Super Smash Bros series of fighting games, good whiskey, mid weed, Bonnanno's Armed Joy, and OTC medicine abuse
22, end of a european colonizer bloodline on stolen Wichita land.
Profile picture is tucker carlson, used without permission. Banner is a gradient of bisexual light decorated with a bottle of Nyquil and the text "whoa hey bisexual light this person must be really gay."
Joined Jun 2019
