US war crimes in iraq
i think if they ever send george w bush to the hague they should mention he made iraqi civilians listen to metallica (viz. Rome Statute of the ICC, article 8, §2.a.ii)
US war crimes in iraq
i forgot about "outrages on personal dignity." funniest war crime tbh, because it covers the genuinely horrifying shit they do to people at guantanamo (no joke here, i read one prisoner's testimony of one day in that place and still have nightmares about it) but it also technically covers playing metallica during the 1st battle of fallujah if you hate james hetfields singing enough
US war crimes in iraq
wait. joke cancelled. they straight up tortured people with metallica.
james hetfield responsible for US war crimes in iraq
"yeah they tortured some folks with ...And Justice For All. im kinda proud"
imagine for a moment youre the kind of person who is pro-torture (dril? maybe?)
now imagine your art being used to torture the people you think should be tortured
it doesnt seem like it reflects well on the quality of the art
family guy did a bit where they tortured, um, Family Guy Funny Moments Compilation (?) with celine dion and the whole joke was that Here To Explain The Joke hates celine dion
ok now stop imagining being pro-torture. doing it too long is bad for your psyche
Sinbinners Please Stop Fucking Posting
[Scene: Henry Kissinger and George W. Bush are in a cell together. Loudspeakers are set up in the cell. "Enter Sandman" is playing at deafening volume.]
💬"Standards have really gone downhill. You know, in my day the boys used to play Wagner over their helicopter's speakers and time their gatling bursts to the crescendos and ostinatos. Have we forgotten how to torture the enemy without also torturing ourselves?"
💬 "Well, ah, Hank, yknow, if ya don't like the harder stuff, I can always put on some Huey Louis instead..."
