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caps, satan 

SEIZE THE MEANS OF SATANIC RITUAL SACRIFICES

emoji spam 

:kissinger: Just bought 200K shares of $ENE for 4 BTC, hodling like my life depends on it💪💪💪💪💪💪 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀 @ElonMusk

dogs dogs dogs dogs dogs *pumping electronic party music ensues*

"but vanta! drug war propaganda says weed is bad for schizophrenics!" 

drug.

war.

propaganda.

for me personally at least, it helps calm the constant wave of markov bots shitting in my brain and polluting my thoughtstream with pure nonsense

because, yes, even antipsychotics can only help so much

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ppl these days are trying to claim hydration gang and urologyposters are enemies

and first off: don't pit two bad bitches against each other

secondly: one could not exist without the other <3 they are in love

nsfw, us-history? 

:kissinger: 💬 "...absolutely. I guarantee this game will make you cum in less than five minutes. I will stake the international reputation of the United States upon it. Power is the ultimate aphrodesiac, you know..."

135 should not be a multiple of 9 it just looks wrong. why

whoa, this is awesome, I've never had a white friend before!! haha yeah.... hey man, does this mean I can use the uh... the b-word? y'know, like, "how's it hangin, my buddy?" is that inappropriate?

"April is the cruelest month, breeding lilacs out of the dead land, mixing memory and desire, stirring dull roots with spring rain." -American sports legend, Charles Barkley

well somebody told me
you kinned my boyfriend
and fae kinned a girlfriend
that you had in February of last year

gross, ph -, uspol 

henry kissinger's ghost put blood in my pee so i'm sending my er bill to his geopolitical consulting firm :)

@Blakely I've said it before and I'll say it again, the only time Joe Biden was ever cool or correct about anything was when a toilet paper USA person ambushed him like "how many genders are there" and he shot from the hip with "at least three" and when asked to name them was like "don't play games with me kid"

marketing industry, consent 

When you think about it, the whole marketing industry is really just a massive consent violation machine - it *cannot* function without non-consensually pushing things into people's faces, and that is its explicit reason for existence

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