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Hollow salves for white guilt emblazon the goal line of the end of the artificial turf which
was assigned arbitrarily the endangered birds of prey from East Philly. Inverted across midfield
Their mortal foes: The Chiefs of old Sioux country (though that people
live now in South Dakota, and fight more for clean water than for trophies) flank wizened glory's arms.
Look up, and say can you see - The skies are graced not by eagles, the roaring masses
drowned in the rift torn 80,000 titanium fan blades wide through the air. Raptors, Hornets and Lightning rule the air now, and as they screech their slogan over
their stricken prey of esoteric balloncraft-
not too much can get close to their nest before it is picked clean, in these hungry days for warbirds-
I hear echoed in it a hollow ringing sadness for all the bones they leave behind. Newsmen cry that the anguished screams are those of a girl. Somewhere else, a demented old man thinks of me (I hope) and wonders how good I'd look in one of those. Dare I elicit his disfavor by denying the possibility openly? When he asks why I am not proud to be an American, I do not know where to start. There is too vast a gulf between reality and the Caucasian somnolence of Plano. Perhaps it is best he rests eternal unaware

our terezi fictive is causing perturbances in the pixie dot town matrix server because she has yet to learn about the slash my room nick command >:[ #BugReport

this is my own post.

Please for the love of God take your Seroquel. I love you but this isn't your heart.

It is raining hydrochloric acid, phosgene, and vinyl chloride in ohio and will probably do so in trace amounts over much of the midwest after a norfolk southern train derailed outside of the inauspiciously named town of east palestine. remember, folks, phosgene smells like freshly cut grass, so if you smell your neighbor mowing the lawn, might be a good idea to put on a gas mask. also this could have been avoided if norfolk southern hadn't put off long overdue maintenance on obsolete rolling stock and overworked crews nearly to the point of death with "precision scheduled railroading". haven't read anything about it, don't know the story or live near the area, don't know anything about railroading save that it goes choo choo, just a prediction. at least the town wasn't named east bagdhad because then george w bush would have instinctively ordered the texas national guard to bomb ohio (which he can do at any time, by the way, it's in the state constitution). thoughts and prayers to all those who have to live in the midwest

can i get my girlfriend canonized

THE IMMUTABILITY OF THE UNIVERSE CONSUMES YOU. IT EXISTS WHETHER YOU WANT IT TO OR NOT.

DEATH IS NOT AN OPTION. FAILURE IS.

ACCEPT THAT YOU WILL FAIL. ACCEPT THAT YOU WILL TRIUMPH. THE TWO WERE ALWAYS INSEPERABLE.

CHARGE HEADLONG INTO TOMORROW PROUD OF YOUR CONTINUED EXISTENCE. IT WAS HARD WON INDEED.

YOU ARE NOT TO THE END OF YOUR STORY YET.

Since it's tax season in the US, here's this, for plurals who wish they could claim their syskids as dependents or think their in-house relationships should allow them to file jointly.

Form 1040-MPD
Certain deductions are available for those who qualify as multiple in the current tax year. Deductions will reduce your taxable income or increase your refund even if it exceeds your income. To qualify, you must pass the following screening test.

1. Singlets with mood swings do not qualify, even if you have been accused of multiplicity. Systems with coocurring mood swings should complete form 1098-BPD and attach it to their form 1040.

2. You qualify if you agree that you are plural, even if some of you do not admit it, or if some of you agree but others do not but would admit it if they did, or all of you agree to disagree. If you understand this statement, you automatically qualify and may proceed.

Exemptions

____Claim the number of dependents in your system here.

____Stand back and let the independents claim themselves here.

____Total: Add this number to the total exemption in form 1040.

DEDUCTIONS

____Enter all the costs of therapy sessions, including transportation, bandaids, each members' wardrobes, cost of therapy and value of your time in training your therapist.

____Check here if you would like these expenses deducted from your income and added to the income of your perpetrator(s).

____Check here if you think the perpetrator(s) should be audited by the IRS. If it turns out they owe additional funds to the IRS, where should we send you the check?

____Add five cents deduction for every time you have heard or read "syscourse" this year.

____TOTAL: Subtract this amount from the income portion of your form 1040.

au where all the homestuck cast are in the same plural system: frontstuck