Theranos Board of Directors @twisted@pixie.town

Remind you that if you're a user on this instance I'm allowed to anihilates you with my big orbital laser, that's how being an administrator works

I'm also allowed to do that with users on other instances

Fuck all these other bands and albums, "Music from Mathematics (Played by IBM7090)" is where it's at.

I'm autistic and so fucking hot about it

staring contest (chaste)
blinking is a heterosexual activity

sure they say the breadsticks are unlimited, but after a certain amount they start throttling the speed

merry pissmas #pissing

type of girl who's angles and edges and sharp faces and only the most razor-thin arcs and waves

Vulture Culture's new genders for 2023:

low femme
mud butch
laser girl
washing woman (classic! back in stock!)
razordyke
hammerhead shark in a suit
prismatic woman

drugs 🤝 education
being able to change your subjective consciousness

someone: "You're really cute but I'm gonna be honest your mannerisms make me feel like I'm talking to a kid on GaiaOnline circa 2010s and it's really off-putting..."

me: "i'm gonna choose to take that as a compliment" *blocks them everywhere lmaosies*

i wanna pin this quote to my chest like a badge of honor

happy ace attorney day

type of guy who snorts his cholesterol medication

your girlfriend is my boyfriend (fae's genderfluid)

Girlclock

hammerhead blahaj

the nap zapper (I zap you and you get a little rest)

u r a qt ❤️

heyyyyooooo

hey you're really aesthetically pleasing but the very foundation of the way you go about communicating with other human beings, as fundamentally social animals, i find to be personally distasteful and i'm gonna insult you about it