Theranos Board of Directors @twisted@pixie.town

done

they should invent adhd accommodations that are possible for ppl with adhd to acquire

I'm actually surprised that I don't encounter nearly as much racist bullshit as a ton of other people get on this webbed site. grateful to my admin for this

FTP - Fox Transfer Protocol:

1. Carefully pick up fox
2. Hold fox gentle like hamborgar
3. Go to destination
4. Set fox down
5. Pet

My grandfather fought in D-Day, Battle of the Bulge, went on to liberate a concentration camp, and then was tasked by the army for photographing the camps in order to support war crimes tribunals and convict Nazis, so I asked her what were the chances my grandfather photographed evidence of her grandfather's war crimes when I tell you she fled from me when she would see me in the hallways after that

Every once in a while I think about a fellow teacher in a Bronx public school who invoked her family living through the Holocaust in Germany to center herself and lend legitmacy to whatever idiocy she was spouting and then one day ALSO insisted she was a POC because a parent was born in Argentina and I had to, in a full staff meeting, be like, hold on, so your family CAUSED the Holocaust, not survived it, your grandparents were Nazis fleeing prosecution, and I wonder if she's still teaching

As you get older all of the years blur into one: The Year of the Linux Desktop

look, if I don't find a woman who likes to be called Sir or Sire or My Liege or My Lord, I'm going to have to assume this gender for myself. and it's going to be hot as hell

Wednesday, or as I like to call it, Fool's Tuesday

I wanna make a type of girl post but my brain keeps short circuiting whenever i even think about the concept of a girl

threatening to cut up my girlfriend's body and leave her stranded in the desert as a form of flirting with her

wired

girls,, and variants thereof

concept: instance for me and your mom

im having a good time Online because i insist on using it as a system for long-range electronic communication with other living beings rather than as an algorithmically-curated haunted house

every mastodon post