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@twisted@pixie.town
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- it/its, she/her, they/them
- we are
- queer, trans, Mad, armed, sexy, and white (of the roundhead Alpine race responsible for the degeneration of western society)
- we like
- women, men, and those who refuse to be contained by such rigid categories; also hockey, music of all kinds except post- 9/11 country, 9/11, the Super Smash Bros series of fighting games, good whiskey, mid weed, Bonnanno's Armed Joy, and OTC medicine abuse
22, end of a european colonizer bloodline on stolen Wichita land.
Profile picture is tucker carlson, used without permission. Banner is a gradient of bisexual light decorated with a bottle of Nyquil and the text "whoa hey bisexual light this person must be really gay."
Joined Jun 2019
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@thufie ⚠️ homestuck has breached containment ⚠️
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she stands up on my comedian until I booed off stage
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My boundless energy makes me annoying but incredibly powerful
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mh- but like jokey
Having a mental breakdown to Jerma videos is trans culture
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how the FUCK to levitate out of bed!!! I gotta get up!
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morning, darlin'~ 🤠❤️
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tamper trespass twinkgirl
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BEWARE: As Halloween gets closer, police are warning parents to LOOK at your child’s candy before they eat it. Some houses are reportedly handing out Amber bear amulets of neolithic hunters, 1700-650 BCE, found in Slupsk, Poland
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*squeezes you, making you all small and soft like a berry*
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yall refuse to fucking listen but I've always fucking said this:
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once again ppl on this webbed site dont care about the real things (the differences between deciduous and evergreen trees) 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
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Rewriting Eliza the therapist bot but instead of saying "tell me more" and "how does that make you feel" it acts more like a real therapist and says things like "lmao that's fucked up" and "that'll be $70"
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how many days until I can be patient
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*chews on your power cables* mmmm yum yum yum yum yum!!! incredible flavor chef, nice work
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what if I could breathe
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you ever think about the cozy places of the mind that the folks you love visit when they relax?
the little garden paths or the space at the foot of a recliner with the folks they cherish?
the beach dunes overlooking the ocean, the clearing in the woods, the fort of blankets in bed?
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my other car is trans
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my girlfriend is too pretty I am going to pass away
- pronouns
- it/its, she/her, they/them
- we are
- queer, trans, Mad, armed, sexy, and white (of the roundhead Alpine race responsible for the degeneration of western society)
- we like
- women, men, and those who refuse to be contained by such rigid categories; also hockey, music of all kinds except post- 9/11 country, 9/11, the Super Smash Bros series of fighting games, good whiskey, mid weed, Bonnanno's Armed Joy, and OTC medicine abuse
22, end of a european colonizer bloodline on stolen Wichita land.
Profile picture is tucker carlson, used without permission. Banner is a gradient of bisexual light decorated with a bottle of Nyquil and the text "whoa hey bisexual light this person must be really gay."
Joined Jun 2019
