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- pronouns
- it/its, she/her, they/them
- we are
- queer, trans, Mad, armed, sexy, and white (of the roundhead Alpine race responsible for the degeneration of western society)
- we like
- women, men, and those who refuse to be contained by such rigid categories; also hockey, music of all kinds except post- 9/11 country, 9/11, the Super Smash Bros series of fighting games, good whiskey, mid weed, Bonnanno's Armed Joy, and OTC medicine abuse
22, end of a european colonizer bloodline on stolen Wichita land.
Profile picture is tucker carlson, used without permission. Banner is a gradient of bisexual light decorated with a bottle of Nyquil and the text "whoa hey bisexual light this person must be really gay."
Joined Jun 2019
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Goo Truther 
plural joke, long, abuse ment
Since it's tax season in the US, here's this, for plurals who wish they could claim their syskids as dependents or think their in-house relationships should allow them to file jointly.
Form 1040-MPD
Certain deductions are available for those who qualify as multiple in the current tax year. Deductions will reduce your taxable income or increase your refund even if it exceeds your income. To qualify, you must pass the following screening test.
1. Singlets with mood swings do not qualify, even if you have been accused of multiplicity. Systems with coocurring mood swings should complete form 1098-BPD and attach it to their form 1040.
2. You qualify if you agree that you are plural, even if some of you do not admit it, or if some of you agree but others do not but would admit it if they did, or all of you agree to disagree. If you understand this statement, you automatically qualify and may proceed.
Exemptions
____Claim the number of dependents in your system here.
____Stand back and let the independents claim themselves here.
____Total: Add this number to the total exemption in form 1040.
DEDUCTIONS
____Enter all the costs of therapy sessions, including transportation, bandaids, each members' wardrobes, cost of therapy and value of your time in training your therapist.
____Check here if you would like these expenses deducted from your income and added to the income of your perpetrator(s).
____Check here if you think the perpetrator(s) should be audited by the IRS. If it turns out they owe additional funds to the IRS, where should we send you the check?
____Add five cents deduction for every time you have heard or read "syscourse" this year.
____TOTAL: Subtract this amount from the income portion of your form 1040.
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i would kill to see some of the unhinged code that elon musk has supposedly written
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the queers are already armed. im so tired and i can't afford any more ammo. when are the rest of yall getting guns
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@schratze (original Susie art taken from here: https://www.reddit.com/r/Deltarune/comments/q0bkhq/i_drew_wide_susie_cause_why_not/)
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yr "ACAB" is meaningless till you stop conceptualizing incarceration as Bad People Containment
au where all the homestuck cast are in the same plural system: frontstuck
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*dissociates cutely*
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they should add me to forntite
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"Not the Biggest Fan of Cops"
Spotted in Perth, Western Australia
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vulture :)
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if i was the government and i was concerned about inflation, I would simply close e621
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i think aggregating personal info about people is bad actually
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In today's bad #AI thing, apparently someone's made an "AI" (stochastic parrot of centrist neoliberalism) that lets you "talk to historical figures" and it's all kinds of terrible, e.g. Henry Ford being like "I mean I wasn't REALLY anti-Semitic" but this one is... a perfect example of how wrong it is and funny as HELL:
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BREAKING: Chinese schoolchildren being forced to recite "dystopian" pledge of allegiance to national flag, according to US-ran Radio Liberty.
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broke: fatboy slim
bespoke: fatboy stim
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having multiple sets of pronouns improves the longevity of your pronouns, by allowing them to wear evenly
violent
i see how it is. "big government bad" until the size of the government actually gets reduced (deconstructing the police officers here to serve the polycule a noise complaint into a fine, soup-like homogenate)
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audiophiles have it all wrong anyway if you want to enjoy your music more the solution is not to hear ever detail but to play it on big shitty speakers in a huge uncomfy concrete room with lots of people on the floor . maybe a little E idk
- pronouns
- it/its, she/her, they/them
- we are
- queer, trans, Mad, armed, sexy, and white (of the roundhead Alpine race responsible for the degeneration of western society)
- we like
- women, men, and those who refuse to be contained by such rigid categories; also hockey, music of all kinds except post- 9/11 country, 9/11, the Super Smash Bros series of fighting games, good whiskey, mid weed, Bonnanno's Armed Joy, and OTC medicine abuse
22, end of a european colonizer bloodline on stolen Wichita land.
Profile picture is tucker carlson, used without permission. Banner is a gradient of bisexual light decorated with a bottle of Nyquil and the text "whoa hey bisexual light this person must be really gay."
Joined Jun 2019
