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@twisted@pixie.town
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- it/its, she/her, they/them
- we are
- queer, trans, Mad, armed, sexy, and white (of the roundhead Alpine race responsible for the degeneration of western society)
- we like
- women, men, and those who refuse to be contained by such rigid categories; also hockey, music of all kinds except post- 9/11 country, 9/11, the Super Smash Bros series of fighting games, good whiskey, mid weed, Bonnanno's Armed Joy, and OTC medicine abuse
22, end of a european colonizer bloodline on stolen Wichita land.
Profile picture is tucker carlson, used without permission. Banner is a gradient of bisexual light decorated with a bottle of Nyquil and the text "whoa hey bisexual light this person must be really gay."
Joined Jun 2019
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the fact that my girlfriend roots for the same hockey team I like is true love
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food, me clowning on the CIA
CIA agent, sweating: Fidel Castro's ghost personally contaminated the cayenne pepper in this taco bowl, I think I'm gonna be sick. I think I have Havana Syndrome
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I should be allowed to kiss birds
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I'm autistic for other girls
W + did ask + cares about you + *infodumps* + *infodumps* + *infodumps* + *infodumps* + *infodumps* + *infodumps* + *infodumps* + *bites you*
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Vulture "Barely Keeping It Together" Culture
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broke: fatboy slim
bespoke: fatboy stim
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so called anarchists when they're in a state of mind
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having multiple sets of pronouns improves the longevity of your pronouns, by allowing them to wear evenly
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Do it Godzilla!
Destroy the Financial District!
Make the people happy!
violent
i see how it is. "big government bad" until the size of the government actually gets reduced (deconstructing the police officers here to serve the polycule a noise complaint into a fine, soup-like homogenate)
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audiophiles have it all wrong anyway if you want to enjoy your music more the solution is not to hear ever detail but to play it on big shitty speakers in a huge uncomfy concrete room with lots of people on the floor . maybe a little E idk
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best part about this college? gotta be the bitches bro. you see that? [sharp inhale] damn... anyway, what are you doing after orientation? i was thinkin you and me could go back to my dorm; i got the new xbox 360 haha but only two controllers so i don't think we should invite anyone else it would just be u n me in my room just like hangin out ....
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I think that they should make a body pillow that has me on it
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me, across the room: you like to be squeezed?
@thufie, being squeezed: [pained yelling] YES
melee is on a higher plane than sex 
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I'm messaging your wife right now
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Breaking news: mastodon has content warnings that are really helpful so that your friendly trans mutuals don't get panic attacks and existential dread while scrolling
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uspol, the vice president
I don't think that people are angry enough at VP Kamala Harris or aware of how things will get worse if she becomes president. she was literally the San Francisco DA and CA Attorney General and she'd be more than happy to put more cops on the street
like I want to kill Joe Biden but I consider her to be just as much of a threat to my safety. I don't care that Kamala Harris is the democratic party's favorite wine mom, she's evil and bad
LITERALLY she likes to be called "top cop" she's said it!
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how do you write poetry without continuously thinking you're just being pretentious/deep without meaning
- pronouns
- it/its, she/her, they/them
- we are
- queer, trans, Mad, armed, sexy, and white (of the roundhead Alpine race responsible for the degeneration of western society)
- we like
- women, men, and those who refuse to be contained by such rigid categories; also hockey, music of all kinds except post- 9/11 country, 9/11, the Super Smash Bros series of fighting games, good whiskey, mid weed, Bonnanno's Armed Joy, and OTC medicine abuse
22, end of a european colonizer bloodline on stolen Wichita land.
Profile picture is tucker carlson, used without permission. Banner is a gradient of bisexual light decorated with a bottle of Nyquil and the text "whoa hey bisexual light this person must be really gay."
Joined Jun 2019
