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@twisted@pixie.town
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- it/its, she/her, they/them
- we are
- queer, trans, Mad, armed, sexy, and white (of the roundhead Alpine race responsible for the degeneration of western society)
- we like
- women, men, and those who refuse to be contained by such rigid categories; also hockey, music of all kinds except post- 9/11 country, 9/11, the Super Smash Bros series of fighting games, good whiskey, mid weed, Bonnanno's Armed Joy, and OTC medicine abuse
22, end of a european colonizer bloodline on stolen Wichita land.
Profile picture is tucker carlson, used without permission. Banner is a gradient of bisexual light decorated with a bottle of Nyquil and the text "whoa hey bisexual light this person must be really gay."
Joined Jun 2019
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"Love is Free and so is shoplifting"
Spotted along Kirkstall Road in Leeds, UK
fuck the debate over "milk first or cereal first." do you add lye to water or water to lye?
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Live
Laugh
Lament
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oh god oh fuck I'm posting!!!!!
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Remind you that if you're a user on this instance I'm allowed to anihilates you with my big orbital laser, that's how being an administrator works
I'm also allowed to do that with users on other instances
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Fuck all these other bands and albums, "Music from Mathematics (Played by IBM7090)" is where it's at.
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I'm autistic and so fucking hot about it
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staring contest (chaste)
blinking is a heterosexual activity
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sure they say the breadsticks are unlimited, but after a certain amount they start throttling the speed
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considering walking out into the fog right now and just not coming back
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type of girl who's angles and edges and sharp faces and only the most razor-thin arcs and waves
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Vulture Culture's new genders for 2023:
low femme
mud butch
laser girl
washing woman (classic! back in stock!)
razordyke
hammerhead shark in a suit
prismatic woman
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drugs 🤝 education
being able to change your subjective consciousness
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someone: "You're really cute but I'm gonna be honest your mannerisms make me feel like I'm talking to a kid on GaiaOnline circa 2010s and it's really off-putting..."
me: "i'm gonna choose to take that as a compliment" *blocks them everywhere lmaosies*
i wanna pin this quote to my chest like a badge of honor
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drugs bad
type of guy who snorts his cholesterol medication
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your girlfriend is my boyfriend (fae's genderfluid)
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Amber Camille Aeonja luci Dawn Ixia Azalea Harmonia
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hammerhead blahaj
- pronouns
- it/its, she/her, they/them
- we are
- queer, trans, Mad, armed, sexy, and white (of the roundhead Alpine race responsible for the degeneration of western society)
- we like
- women, men, and those who refuse to be contained by such rigid categories; also hockey, music of all kinds except post- 9/11 country, 9/11, the Super Smash Bros series of fighting games, good whiskey, mid weed, Bonnanno's Armed Joy, and OTC medicine abuse
22, end of a european colonizer bloodline on stolen Wichita land.
Profile picture is tucker carlson, used without permission. Banner is a gradient of bisexual light decorated with a bottle of Nyquil and the text "whoa hey bisexual light this person must be really gay."
Joined Jun 2019
