Theranos Board of Directors @twisted@pixie.town

the nap zapper (I zap you and you get a little rest)

u r a qt ❤️

heyyyyooooo

hey you're really aesthetically pleasing but the very foundation of the way you go about communicating with other human beings, as fundamentally social animals, i find to be personally distasteful and i'm gonna insult you about it

like it's not an exaggeration to call my "mannerisms" what they are -- the core of my being

if humans are social animals

and our survival over many millennia has been due to this

it could be said that our most important feature is the ability to communicate and socialize

i know that's certainly my favorite hobby

so like... telling someone the way they neurodivergently communicate is wrong is... mean

you're basically telling them there's something wrong with them fundamentally

↖️ this girl can be kissed! wow!

accidentally misgendering someone by assigning them randomized neopronouns

I'm sleepy for girls 🥺

I'm hot and gay and I should be allowed to fall asleep in someone's arms imo

I'd like to think I'm pretty good at kissing, but it's been a little while - someone should help me practice

I don't care about QTs (quote tweets), I care about QTs (cuties)

type of guy who runs a normal website (Eugen "Website Boy" Gargron)

dick like a slide whistle 🥵🎶

type of girl who might call you babe (that's me, I'm this girl)

Making a post on liberals.democracy:

hello fellow enlightened centrists! I sure love democracy! I'm democrazy you might say! haha, that's just a fun little joke. anyway I'm off to the polls! remember it doesn't matter who you vote for as long as you vote! kony2012!

public service announcement: if you're a liberal on my timeline I will kill you

"[event] fractured humanity into seven ideological factions" is a hilarious premise to me. I think you mean unified