Theranos Board of Directors @twisted@pixie.town

"You say this country is free, but when I jack off in a polling booth it's public indecency!" - Dennis Prager

❌ we should have daylight when we go to work in the morning

❌ we should have daylight when we come home from work at night

☑️ we shouldn’t have to work so many hours that we have to ration The Sun

The State will be legitimized by the ritual exercise of "casting votes".

drinking the tears of investors and capitalists who write articles about how it is impossible to invest in mastodon and build a brand here

cat pic

I need someone to come be emo with me.
Like, we'll do our hair and makeup, we'll and stay up all night singing AFI and MCR and Paramore and Jimmy Eat World and La Dispute and Three Days Grace and secretly Avril Lavigne, and drink red wine and act as if it's actually blood.

trans people have unique spiritual gifts

i'm kinda between hyperfocuses at the moment lmao

i wonder what the next one'll be

You are not a brand.

Kill your inner capitalist.

CWing all further posts with "Comic Mischief"

brand twitter is first against the wall when the revolution comes

The Cybre was a long strange way home over the federated timeline now, and she was no console woman, no cybre.space cowgirl. Just another poster, trying to make it through. But the dreams came on in the beach.city night like livewire mountain dew, and she'd cry for it, cry in her sleep, and wake alone in the dark, curled in her futon in some seattle apartment, her hands clawed into the couch cushions, pillows bunched between her fingers, trying to reach the timeline that wasn't there.

A few months here and she still dreamed of cybre.space, hope fading nightly. All the weed she smoked, all the turns she'd taken and the corners she'd cut in Beach City, and still she'd see the old timeline in her sleep, bright lattices of logic unfolding across that colorless void...

Actually, they're all echo chambers. Just choose one with good acoustics.

putting the emojo next to my name so that I stop getting follow requests from folks who don't bother to look closely

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