Theranos Board of Directors @twisted@pixie.town

if you call the cops for any reason whatsoever, fuck you and rot in hell. If you call the cops on someone experiencing a mental health crisis then YOU GET TO COME TO THE FUCKING INSTITUTION WITH THEM. Y'all don't know a damn bit of what it's like in those hellholes unless you've been. Also fuck you and rot in hell.

I skipped January cause I accidentally got addicted to OTC cough medicine, but i still think picking up a bottle of cough syrup on January 6 was the best decision of my life. (Take it from someone who's done it: don't. There are far better drugs.) Chugged the entire thing, and just as it started hitting the Great Kerfuffle began in DC. Thufie kept flipping her metaphorical shit cause we were living through a coup and I was just splayed on our bed like "yeaaaaaaaaaaah that sounds shitty babe, wanna come, uh... listen to tame impala or some shit?"

Best timed high of my life. Also probably the worst thought out idea of my life. Definitely don't try this one at home folks. But, yknow, I drank shitty not-codeine lean during a failed coup so that's pretty funny.

This Valentine's Day, remember that if your partner expects you to show your appreciation for them by buying into consumerist marketing tactics meant to sell shitty chocolate and dying flowers they aren't the one. Give your SO lots of love and hugs and kisses, but don't fucking support Nestlé just for a relationship with a nonrad.

Same goes for Easter and Christmas. Gift-giving is good. Mandatory gift-giving on a certain date is a tool of capitalist oppression. Don't buy into it.

That said, fuck i love my girlfriends so fucking much theyre all so cute and loving and kind and aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa (u know who you are cuties. ily. happy valentines. amerikkka delenda est)

and the fact that he's part of the canon is fucked up since a) his work is older than capitalism (not a bad thing ive read plato) b) the hegemonic focus on shakespeare as The Great English Writer shuts out marginalized authors very intentionally (the american education system is a blight on the land and must be destroyed)

also, oth*llo is kinda racist, even for its era. from what i hear

also obligatory fuck shakespeare id rather have read Le Guin in hs

stop saying "i was born in the wrong generation" and start saying "i was from my mother's womb untimely ripped"

yes im a gay 2000s kid how could you tell

anyways look up "toxic slowed reverb" on youtube right now

slowing a song down and pitching it lower is the musical equivalent of putting sunglasses on acharachter to make them cool