Theranos Board of Directors @twisted@pixie.town

*dissociates cutely*

they should add me to forntite

"Not the Biggest Fan of Cops"
Spotted in Perth, Western Australia

vulture :)

if i was the government and i was concerned about inflation, I would simply close e621

In today's bad #AI thing, apparently someone's made an "AI" (stochastic parrot of centrist neoliberalism) that lets you "talk to historical figures" and it's all kinds of terrible, e.g. Henry Ford being like "I mean I wasn't REALLY anti-Semitic" but this one is... a perfect example of how wrong it is and funny as HELL:

BREAKING: Chinese schoolchildren being forced to recite "dystopian" pledge of allegiance to national flag, according to US-ran Radio Liberty.

I'm just here for the thrill of the krill

the fact that my girlfriend roots for the same hockey team I like is true love

CIA agent, sweating: Fidel Castro's ghost personally contaminated the cayenne pepper in this taco bowl, I think I'm gonna be sick. I think I have Havana Syndrome

I should be allowed to kiss birds

I'm autistic for other girls
W + did ask + cares about you + *infodumps* + *infodumps* + *infodumps* + *infodumps* + *infodumps* + *infodumps* + *infodumps* + *bites you*

broke: fatboy slim

bespoke: fatboy stim

so called anarchists when they're in a state of mind

having multiple sets of pronouns improves the longevity of your pronouns, by allowing them to wear evenly