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@twisted@pixie.town
- pronouns
- it/its, she/her, they/them
- we are
- queer, trans, Mad, armed, sexy, and white (of the roundhead Alpine race responsible for the degeneration of western society)
- we like
- women, men, and those who refuse to be contained by such rigid categories; also hockey, music of all kinds except post- 9/11 country, 9/11, the Super Smash Bros series of fighting games, good whiskey, mid weed, Bonnanno's Armed Joy, and OTC medicine abuse
22, end of a european colonizer bloodline on stolen Wichita land.
Profile picture is tucker carlson, used without permission. Banner is a gradient of bisexual light decorated with a bottle of Nyquil and the text "whoa hey bisexual light this person must be really gay."
Joined Jun 2019
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"Love is Free and so is shoplifting"
Spotted along Kirkstall Road in Leeds, UK
fuck the debate over "milk first or cereal first." do you add lye to water or water to lye?
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Remind you that if you're a user on this instance I'm allowed to anihilates you with my big orbital laser, that's how being an administrator works
I'm also allowed to do that with users on other instances
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Fuck all these other bands and albums, "Music from Mathematics (Played by IBM7090)" is where it's at.
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sure they say the breadsticks are unlimited, but after a certain amount they start throttling the speed
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drugs 🤝 education
being able to change your subjective consciousness
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someone: "You're really cute but I'm gonna be honest your mannerisms make me feel like I'm talking to a kid on GaiaOnline circa 2010s and it's really off-putting..."
me: "i'm gonna choose to take that as a compliment" *blocks them everywhere lmaosies*
i wanna pin this quote to my chest like a badge of honor
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drugs bad
@vultureculture@lesbian.solutions i used to sniff my mood stabilizers. hope this helps
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Amber Camille Aeonja luci Dawn Ixia Azalea Harmonia
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snowy day selfies (cw: eye contact)
heyyyyooooo
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hey you're really aesthetically pleasing but the very foundation of the way you go about communicating with other human beings, as fundamentally social animals, i find to be personally distasteful and i'm gonna insult you about it
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like it's not an exaggeration to call my "mannerisms" what they are -- the core of my being
if humans are social animals
and our survival over many millennia has been due to this
it could be said that our most important feature is the ability to communicate and socialize
i know that's certainly my favorite hobby
so like... telling someone the way they neurodivergently communicate is wrong is... mean
you're basically telling them there's something wrong with them fundamentally
i was nobody on the birdsite im nobody here thats how i like it baby
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As an anarchist™ i am pro nothing if you have an ideology fuck you, we need to add more arrows (one for each ideology) (they're all the same and all bad)
@lyncia having a primary phone and an offhand phone that i use for parrying scammers and companies
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Making a post on liberals.democracy:
hello fellow enlightened centrists! I sure love democracy! I'm democrazy you might say! haha, that's just a fun little joke. anyway I'm off to the polls! remember it doesn't matter who you vote for as long as you vote! kony2012!
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haircut is the hardest drug
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"[event] fractured humanity into seven ideological factions" is a hilarious premise to me. I think you mean unified
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- pronouns
- it/its, she/her, they/them
- we are
- queer, trans, Mad, armed, sexy, and white (of the roundhead Alpine race responsible for the degeneration of western society)
- we like
- women, men, and those who refuse to be contained by such rigid categories; also hockey, music of all kinds except post- 9/11 country, 9/11, the Super Smash Bros series of fighting games, good whiskey, mid weed, Bonnanno's Armed Joy, and OTC medicine abuse
22, end of a european colonizer bloodline on stolen Wichita land.
Profile picture is tucker carlson, used without permission. Banner is a gradient of bisexual light decorated with a bottle of Nyquil and the text "whoa hey bisexual light this person must be really gay."
Joined Jun 2019
