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- pronouns
- it/its, she/her, they/them
- we are
- queer, trans, Mad, armed, sexy, and white (of the roundhead Alpine race responsible for the degeneration of western society)
- we like
- women, men, and those who refuse to be contained by such rigid categories; also hockey, music of all kinds except post- 9/11 country, 9/11, the Super Smash Bros series of fighting games, good whiskey, mid weed, Bonnanno's Armed Joy, and OTC medicine abuse
22, end of a european colonizer bloodline on stolen Wichita land.
Profile picture is tucker carlson, used without permission. Banner is a gradient of bisexual light decorated with a bottle of Nyquil and the text "whoa hey bisexual light this person must be really gay."
Joined Jun 2019
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password manager copypasta, long
The password manager knows what your password is at all times. It knows this because it knows what it isn’t. By subtracting what it is from what it isn’t, or what it isn’t from what it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation. The password generation subsystem uses deviations to generate random passwords to get your password from what it is to what it isn’t, and arriving at one it wasn’t, it now is. Consequently, what it is, is now what it wasn’t, and it follows that the password that it was, is now the password that it isn’t. In the event that the password that it is is not the password that it wasn’t, the system has acquired a variation, the variation being the difference between what the password is, and what it wasn’t. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too may be corrected by the password generator. However, the manager must also know what it was. The password manager generation scenario works as follows. Because a variation has modified some of the information the manager has obtained, it is not sure just what the password is. However, it is sure what it isn’t, within reason, and it knows what it was. It now subtracts what it should be from what it wasn’t, or vice-versa, and by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of what it shouldn’t be, and what it was, it is able to obtain the deviation and its variation, which is called error.
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man i shoulda flown to O'Tortoise this shit slow af ‼️
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Unethical non monogamy because we heat our orgy bed with coal
subtoot, police violence
white people will literally see someone sitting or laying down outside, assume they're unhoused, and call the cops on them
and they think they're helping
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the harder you click the more the computer knows you mean it
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Fare-free transit just makes sense. We want people on the bus or train instead of driving. So it should be the easy choice. No scrounging for cash or filling up a card, just hop on.
It's more sustainable, it reduces traffic deaths and air pollution, and it makes cities more livable to have fewer cars.
And: there's nothing radical about it. We've got free parking frickin' everywhere even though cities' costs to provide clean well-paved asphalt are far from free.
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uspol
if they're over 35 and a natural-born us citizen, ain't no rule sayin' a frog can't be president
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I just saw someone claim that Elon musk is the most divorced man of all time, and while I agree he's probably in the top five, I feel like you really can't take that title away from Henry VIII
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new people from the twitter waves STOP leaving ridiculous shithead comments on mutual aid posts challenge 2k23
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Newly-minted socialists would REALLY do well to acquaint themselves with the history of fascists using antisemitism with pseudo-socialist characteristics to peel people off left movements.
It's a pretty core trait of Euro/US fascism, and the popular left keeps falling for it.
mh? silly
i get my news from the only reliable source: auditory hallucinations
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It is just so incredibly telling that there is so much "uwu poor bby who needs help and community" concern about racists' mental health and so little for the mental health impacts of racist aggression on Black, Indigenous, and other users. Like, tell me you don't think BIPOC are fully human without saying it.
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Liberal voice I'm just saying if getting rid of hunger and poverty and climate change was so easy they'd have done it already and it's a bit presumptuous of you to say that they can and just choose not to i mean what, you expect me to believe that the governments and corporations are all working together to make things worse for everyone? Come on now don't be a conspiracy theorist that'd be ridiculous and very illegal plus we could just vote them out if we found out
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#BlackMastodon @blackmastodon
Here’s a very robust list of Mental Health resources for Black folks & BIPOC folks:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/13YyKTKMPXuGIlhvDIglahTHaodRh-stI--QRigQfK-o
Please Boost 💜🙏🏾
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Gender Explained!
(relettered version because it was a bit hard to read)
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Can someone give us John Mastodon's contact info? Weird that we don't have it
- pronouns
- it/its, she/her, they/them
- we are
- queer, trans, Mad, armed, sexy, and white (of the roundhead Alpine race responsible for the degeneration of western society)
- we like
- women, men, and those who refuse to be contained by such rigid categories; also hockey, music of all kinds except post- 9/11 country, 9/11, the Super Smash Bros series of fighting games, good whiskey, mid weed, Bonnanno's Armed Joy, and OTC medicine abuse
22, end of a european colonizer bloodline on stolen Wichita land.
Profile picture is tucker carlson, used without permission. Banner is a gradient of bisexual light decorated with a bottle of Nyquil and the text "whoa hey bisexual light this person must be really gay."
Joined Jun 2019
