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@twisted@pixie.town
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- it/its, she/her, they/them
- we are
- queer, trans, Mad, armed, sexy, and white (of the roundhead Alpine race responsible for the degeneration of western society)
- we like
- women, men, and those who refuse to be contained by such rigid categories; also hockey, music of all kinds except post- 9/11 country, 9/11, the Super Smash Bros series of fighting games, good whiskey, mid weed, Bonnanno's Armed Joy, and OTC medicine abuse
22, end of a european colonizer bloodline on stolen Wichita land.
Profile picture is tucker carlson, used without permission. Banner is a gradient of bisexual light decorated with a bottle of Nyquil and the text "whoa hey bisexual light this person must be really gay."
Joined Jun 2019
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Touchscreens were a mistake. I want my trackball back.
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responding to "are you gay?" with "I've never posted in my life"
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thanks for my service?? why don't you service deez nuts
kinky sub post
we're approaching crush depth, mistress
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plural shitpost
[who's on first voice] who's on front
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All ADHD info is like "here's color coding to organize yourself" and none on "here's how to not feel awful without dopamine".
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business majors will be like "my kin onion has Jeff Bezos AND Elon Musk" but they won't say it like that
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"trust me, bud, if I could kin a character from something good, I would"
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just saw an infographic comparing cops to gang members and ngl I think that's unfair to gang members
@thufie "ratbaiting" except in the same sense as "queerbaiting"
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@thufie *advertising* is theft
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what's the research chemical that gives me heart shaped eyes when I see a cutie I like??
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I actually *only* trust firmware developed by vtubers and furries
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thinking about Tob"y"ias "Don't call me " Radiation"" "radiation" fox McCloud
@thufie important research for the data stores
- pronouns
- it/its, she/her, they/them
- we are
- queer, trans, Mad, armed, sexy, and white (of the roundhead Alpine race responsible for the degeneration of western society)
- we like
- women, men, and those who refuse to be contained by such rigid categories; also hockey, music of all kinds except post- 9/11 country, 9/11, the Super Smash Bros series of fighting games, good whiskey, mid weed, Bonnanno's Armed Joy, and OTC medicine abuse
22, end of a european colonizer bloodline on stolen Wichita land.
Profile picture is tucker carlson, used without permission. Banner is a gradient of bisexual light decorated with a bottle of Nyquil and the text "whoa hey bisexual light this person must be really gay."
Joined Jun 2019
