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- pronouns
- it/its, she/her, they/them
- we are
- queer, trans, Mad, armed, sexy, and white (of the roundhead Alpine race responsible for the degeneration of western society)
- we like
- women, men, and those who refuse to be contained by such rigid categories; also hockey, music of all kinds except post- 9/11 country, 9/11, the Super Smash Bros series of fighting games, good whiskey, mid weed, Bonnanno's Armed Joy, and OTC medicine abuse
22, end of a european colonizer bloodline on stolen Wichita land.
Profile picture is tucker carlson, used without permission. Banner is a gradient of bisexual light decorated with a bottle of Nyquil and the text "whoa hey bisexual light this person must be really gay."
Joined Jun 2019
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"i use linux as my operating system," i state proudly to the unkempt, bearded man. he swivels around in his desk chair with a devilish gleam in his eyes, ready to mansplain with extreme precision.
"actually," he says with a grin, "linux is just the kernel. you use GNU+linux."
i don't miss a beat and reply with a smirk, "i use alpine, a distro that doesn't include the GNU coreutils, or any other GNU code. it's linux, but it's not GNU+linux."
the smile quickly drops from the man's face. his body begins convulsing and he foams at the mouth as he drop to the floor with a sickly thud. as he writhes around he screams "I-IT WAS COMPILED WITH GCC! THAT MEANS IT'S STILL GNU!"
coolly, i reply "if windows was compiled with gcc, would that make it GNU?" i interrupt his response with "and work is being made on the kernel to make it more compiler-agnostic. even if you were correct, you won't be for long."
with a sickly wheeze, the last of the man's life is ejected from his body. he lies on the floor, cold and limp. i've womansplained him to death.
@vultureculture@lesbian.solutions buddy of mine got turned into a giant cockroach and then had to come in to work
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"ketamine is the opium of the masses" -karl "B.J." marx
@thufie *meta night voice* Coom...
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reminder that nobody from the bush administration was ever held accountable
Cold war hypothetical
@schrodingers_cat@rage.love nice of you to dismiss anything to the left of "the ussr would have been the savior of world communism" as "imperial core propaganda" when the legacy of the ussr is its red imperialism but i guess i'm just a shitlib idealist anarkkkiddie cuck for not going all in on the same damn colonialism with a red coat of paint right? plus the ussr didn't even really *lose* the cold war- it just collapsed from internal and external pressures, which happens to empires all the time.
ill wait for you to be the one to call for "left unity" after stabbing a half dozen nascent leftist movements in the back - or was that also just cia propaganda?
- Afghanistan SSR
hs
baby battle has reached a truce so they can come together against a common enemy:
@lyncia gecflation is getting out of hand, by 2030 a single cd will cost over one million gecs
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crossing things off lists? feels good as hell.
sanding a piece of wood? feels good as hell.
crossing off "sand that piece of wood" from your list? baby, that's jazz
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I ride by a suburban utility vehicle everyday on my way to work and it has a recycle sticker on the back which really sums up liberal environmentalism. Unnecessary excess while telling people to do their part by doing actions that are basically performative.
nsfw and terrible
docker? no thanks, i'm circumcised
liberals love to blame minorities for their own oppression because they didn't vote hard enough
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random drunk trans girl thought
I LOVE HAVING TITS
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Remember kids; there is no propaganda in the west. It's only propaganda if it comes from the Propaganda region of the former USSR; everywhere else it's called sparkling advertising.
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Amber Camille Aeonja luci Dawn Ixia Azalea Harmonia
GO -> go inside
INSIDE
and look 👀 LOOK
go inside and look
👁️ < 🧑 👩👨
GO INSIDE and look at GAY PEOPLE
NOW YOU SEE IT NOW YOU SEE
INSIDE
and look 👀 LOOK
go inside and look
👁️ < 🧑 👩👨
GO INSIDE and look at GAY PEOPLE
NOW YOU SEE IT NOW YOU SEE
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happy birthday to women!!!
@thufie SUV: Slaughters Underage Victims
and a very special fuck you to every man who's ever driven a pickup truck! I had the same crisis of masculinity that drives people to get a Ford Super Dereliction of Duty and decided to get a motorcycle instead since they look cooler, are better vehicles by every metric except the "cargo space" that they don't use anyways, and don't contribute to the mass social murder of children and short people. also transitioned but thats kind of a given
- pronouns
- it/its, she/her, they/them
- we are
- queer, trans, Mad, armed, sexy, and white (of the roundhead Alpine race responsible for the degeneration of western society)
- we like
- women, men, and those who refuse to be contained by such rigid categories; also hockey, music of all kinds except post- 9/11 country, 9/11, the Super Smash Bros series of fighting games, good whiskey, mid weed, Bonnanno's Armed Joy, and OTC medicine abuse
22, end of a european colonizer bloodline on stolen Wichita land.
Profile picture is tucker carlson, used without permission. Banner is a gradient of bisexual light decorated with a bottle of Nyquil and the text "whoa hey bisexual light this person must be really gay."
Joined Jun 2019
