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- it/its, she/her, they/them
- we are
- queer, trans, Mad, armed, sexy, and white (of the roundhead Alpine race responsible for the degeneration of western society)
- we like
- women, men, and those who refuse to be contained by such rigid categories; also hockey, music of all kinds except post- 9/11 country, 9/11, the Super Smash Bros series of fighting games, good whiskey, mid weed, Bonnanno's Armed Joy, and OTC medicine abuse
22, end of a european colonizer bloodline on stolen Wichita land.
Profile picture is tucker carlson, used without permission. Banner is a gradient of bisexual light decorated with a bottle of Nyquil and the text "whoa hey bisexual light this person must be really gay."
Joined Jun 2019
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I don't know which Germans need to hear this but historically you have not exactly been unproblematic on the issues of race. this applies to Austrians too, you don't get a free pass
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"i use linux as my operating system," i state proudly to the unkempt, bearded man. he swivels around in his desk chair with a devilish gleam in his eyes, ready to mansplain with extreme precision.
"actually," he says with a grin, "linux is just the kernel. you use GNU+linux."
i don't miss a beat and reply with a smirk, "i use alpine, a distro that doesn't include the GNU coreutils, or any other GNU code. it's linux, but it's not GNU+linux."
the smile quickly drops from the man's face. his body begins convulsing and he foams at the mouth as he drop to the floor with a sickly thud. as he writhes around he screams "I-IT WAS COMPILED WITH GCC! THAT MEANS IT'S STILL GNU!"
coolly, i reply "if windows was compiled with gcc, would that make it GNU?" i interrupt his response with "and work is being made on the kernel to make it more compiler-agnostic. even if you were correct, you won't be for long."
with a sickly wheeze, the last of the man's life is ejected from his body. he lies on the floor, cold and limp. i've womansplained him to death.
@vultureculture buddy of mine got turned into a giant cockroach and then had to come in to work
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hiiiii timeline, who wants headpats?? 🫳
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"ketamine is the opium of the masses" -karl "B.J." marx
@thufie *meta night voice* Coom...
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reminder that nobody from the bush administration was ever held accountable
Cold war hypothetical
@schrodingers_cat@rage.love nice of you to dismiss anything to the left of "the ussr would have been the savior of world communism" as "imperial core propaganda" when the legacy of the ussr is its red imperialism but i guess i'm just a shitlib idealist anarkkkiddie cuck for not going all in on the same damn colonialism with a red coat of paint right? plus the ussr didn't even really *lose* the cold war- it just collapsed from internal and external pressures, which happens to empires all the time.
ill wait for you to be the one to call for "left unity" after stabbing a half dozen nascent leftist movements in the back - or was that also just cia propaganda?
- Afghanistan SSR
hs
baby battle has reached a truce so they can come together against a common enemy:
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i dislike seeing screenshots of 4chan posts being posted places because it means someone is still using 4chan in 2023
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since I started HRT, I'm coming to really appreciate how copper and manganese sound. but I guess it's kind of a stereotype for me to be getting into transition metal
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that boy you bullied in high school? he's somebody's hot trophy wife now. think about that
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BORN TO PLANT 🌱
PROPERTY IS A FUCK 💣
鬼神 Reap Em All 1997
I am trash girl
410,757,864,530 DEAD NIMBYS
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wishing you three consecutive scores for your loved ones on this very happy St. Hat Trick's Day
@lyncia gecflation is getting out of hand, by 2030 a single cd will cost over one million gecs
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I'm the president of being a hot fuckin babe
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I'm the sleepiest woman in this bed. and with your help, we could change that
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crossing things off lists? feels good as hell.
sanding a piece of wood? feels good as hell.
crossing off "sand that piece of wood" from your list? baby, that's jazz
- pronouns
- it/its, she/her, they/them
- we are
- queer, trans, Mad, armed, sexy, and white (of the roundhead Alpine race responsible for the degeneration of western society)
- we like
- women, men, and those who refuse to be contained by such rigid categories; also hockey, music of all kinds except post- 9/11 country, 9/11, the Super Smash Bros series of fighting games, good whiskey, mid weed, Bonnanno's Armed Joy, and OTC medicine abuse
22, end of a european colonizer bloodline on stolen Wichita land.
Profile picture is tucker carlson, used without permission. Banner is a gradient of bisexual light decorated with a bottle of Nyquil and the text "whoa hey bisexual light this person must be really gay."
Joined Jun 2019
