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@twisted@pixie.town
- pronouns
- it/its, she/her, they/them
- we are
- queer, trans, Mad, armed, sexy, and white (of the roundhead Alpine race responsible for the degeneration of western society)
- we like
- women, men, and those who refuse to be contained by such rigid categories; also hockey, music of all kinds except post- 9/11 country, 9/11, the Super Smash Bros series of fighting games, good whiskey, mid weed, Bonnanno's Armed Joy, and OTC medicine abuse
22, end of a european colonizer bloodline on stolen Wichita land.
Profile picture is tucker carlson, used without permission. Banner is a gradient of bisexual light decorated with a bottle of Nyquil and the text "whoa hey bisexual light this person must be really gay."
Joined Jun 2019
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it's incredible how fucking terrified some people are by the idea that there's other people who live in their neighborhood, and what they'll do to maintain the illusion that there's not
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personal abusee experience, re: some idle thoughts on social boundaries
I can tell you with years of experience in multiple abusive and manipulative relationships that the more you normalize this for yourself, the better off you are and the the better off others are.
Don't let yourself get sucked into feeling like if you leave you're hurting someone, or that if you stand your ground you're being irritating. If you *ever* feel either of those things in a relationship when setting a boundary for yourself, *please* understand that's the definition of abusive behavior. Folks who get better will accept they have done wrong and want to change and create solutions together. Abusers will double down and make you feel like you're the problem. Abusers will see that you are giving them chances and use that to continue their abuse rather than change. If there is no repercussion, why should they stop?
Normalize removing people from your life that harm you. You are doing them a service.
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cultural appropriation fans who try to weasel their way out of the responsibility of learning and being respectful of things by crying about "cultural diffusion actually" can go pound sand
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the funny thing about allies is that none of the people who I consider allies call themselves that. they're just good and decent folk
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I wish I were as cool and hot as some of the other folks on here
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@twisted 
can I launch my girlfriend from a cannon, circus style
can i get my girlfriend canonized
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Harry Potter, Homestuck shitpost
A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 10th of November, 2001, is this young man's birthday. Though it was eleven years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name!
What will the name of this young man be?
>Enter name.
CISGENDER MAN
BLOOD LIBEL
HARRY POTTER
mh~ existential caps
THE IMMUTABILITY OF THE UNIVERSE CONSUMES YOU. IT EXISTS WHETHER YOU WANT IT TO OR NOT.
DEATH IS NOT AN OPTION. FAILURE IS.
ACCEPT THAT YOU WILL FAIL. ACCEPT THAT YOU WILL TRIUMPH. THE TWO WERE ALWAYS INSEPERABLE.
CHARGE HEADLONG INTO TOMORROW PROUD OF YOUR CONTINUED EXISTENCE. IT WAS HARD WON INDEED.
YOU ARE NOT TO THE END OF YOUR STORY YET.
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vaporizing your instance admin ama
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I've done some math and actually, as it turns out, I personally am more valuable than the white man
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when thinking about cloudflare trying to get in on the fediverse hype, you should remember that their vision of "free speech" means shutting down a mastodon instance for sex workers while platforming literal nazis
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selfie, eye contact, affection at reader
yes, I'm a girl. yes, I play guitar. yes, I like girls. yes, we can make out in the back of my car
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דגל שכור 🏴 
plural joke, long, abuse ment
Since it's tax season in the US, here's this, for plurals who wish they could claim their syskids as dependents or think their in-house relationships should allow them to file jointly.
Form 1040-MPD
Certain deductions are available for those who qualify as multiple in the current tax year. Deductions will reduce your taxable income or increase your refund even if it exceeds your income. To qualify, you must pass the following screening test.
1. Singlets with mood swings do not qualify, even if you have been accused of multiplicity. Systems with coocurring mood swings should complete form 1098-BPD and attach it to their form 1040.
2. You qualify if you agree that you are plural, even if some of you do not admit it, or if some of you agree but others do not but would admit it if they did, or all of you agree to disagree. If you understand this statement, you automatically qualify and may proceed.
Exemptions
____Claim the number of dependents in your system here.
____Stand back and let the independents claim themselves here.
____Total: Add this number to the total exemption in form 1040.
DEDUCTIONS
____Enter all the costs of therapy sessions, including transportation, bandaids, each members' wardrobes, cost of therapy and value of your time in training your therapist.
____Check here if you would like these expenses deducted from your income and added to the income of your perpetrator(s).
____Check here if you think the perpetrator(s) should be audited by the IRS. If it turns out they owe additional funds to the IRS, where should we send you the check?
____Add five cents deduction for every time you have heard or read "syscourse" this year.
____TOTAL: Subtract this amount from the income portion of your form 1040.
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so what happened last time is that I used it in a post, someone who's black said "this word is a racist dogwhistle," and I learned about it then and haven't used it since. and then a bunch of white folks we don't federate with anymore said "no it's not" or "that doesn't matter" and made a big Thing out of it rather than just finding a better word to use
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friendly reminder to maybe not use "based" if you're not black
last time we talked about this, you would've thought you were telling people they couldn't read Harry Potter (they acted the same way)
@thufie eminently transgender image
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i would kill to see some of the unhinged code that elon musk has supposedly written
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nature is so fucking dirty and violent and disgusting. and that's why it attracts nasty little freaks like me
- pronouns
- it/its, she/her, they/them
- we are
- queer, trans, Mad, armed, sexy, and white (of the roundhead Alpine race responsible for the degeneration of western society)
- we like
- women, men, and those who refuse to be contained by such rigid categories; also hockey, music of all kinds except post- 9/11 country, 9/11, the Super Smash Bros series of fighting games, good whiskey, mid weed, Bonnanno's Armed Joy, and OTC medicine abuse
22, end of a european colonizer bloodline on stolen Wichita land.
Profile picture is tucker carlson, used without permission. Banner is a gradient of bisexual light decorated with a bottle of Nyquil and the text "whoa hey bisexual light this person must be really gay."
Joined Jun 2019
