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@twisted@pixie.town
- pronouns
- it/its, she/her, they/them
- we are
- queer, trans, Mad, armed, sexy, and white (of the roundhead Alpine race responsible for the degeneration of western society)
- we like
- women, men, and those who refuse to be contained by such rigid categories; also hockey, music of all kinds except post- 9/11 country, 9/11, the Super Smash Bros series of fighting games, good whiskey, mid weed, Bonnanno's Armed Joy, and OTC medicine abuse
22, end of a european colonizer bloodline on stolen Wichita land.
Profile picture is tucker carlson, used without permission. Banner is a gradient of bisexual light decorated with a bottle of Nyquil and the text "whoa hey bisexual light this person must be really gay."
Joined Jun 2019
lewd pun don't open
@FirstProgenitor what arousing conclusion
music self-promo, boosts encouraged
@mood@jorts.horse correct
music self-promo, boosts encouraged
This guitar ain't dead. The War on Cis gets released March 31. Cut material and demos will be posted here as soon as my voice is back.
Expect a lot of self promo on this account leading up to the release of my EP. Don't worry, your regularly scheduled shitposts will return soon. In the meantime enjoy the jams. Or don't. I'm not a cop.
shitpost
Fuckers stole my soul, can't have shit at the crossroads.
But hey I'm pretty decent at the blues now, that's something.
neurochem shitpost
@f0x ok thats fair actually
neurochem shitpost
@f0x *antagonizes your d2 receptors* huh? what are you gonna do about it?
subpost shitpost
gnoming someone should be against the geneva conventions
open for yip
@f0x FUCK
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TERFs, genderfeels
Damn I love this angle on it. I'd never connected all these dots before.
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sarcasm
@thufieplus b-but daddy musk promised perfect, genetically engineered catgirls for domestic ownership!!
because that's MY right as an American and not at all creepy!
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porn goop 
The simple truth is that even if capitalism can offer catgirls, they'll suck compared to the anarchist ones
uspol, slight nsfw, dunking on ted cruz
@/tedcruz - hope Cancun treated you well and you manage to get out of the terminal before being swarmed by an angry mob of pube-beard eaters.
acab, institutionalization, vent, caps
if you call the cops for any reason whatsoever, fuck you and rot in hell. If you call the cops on someone experiencing a mental health crisis then YOU GET TO COME TO THE FUCKING INSTITUTION WITH THEM. Y'all don't know a damn bit of what it's like in those hellholes unless you've been. Also fuck you and rot in hell.
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another haiku, with zalgo, not screenreader friendly
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̝̈́̿̀̈͌͘H̒̒e̳͉͑̉͗̀ͫ ̰͈̹̙̺̱̠̆̄̇ͦ̚w̷̉ḫ͉̞̩͔͆̍ͦ͋̂͒̚ṓ͕̻̜̖̬̀ ̟͚͉ͤ̄͒ͪ̔ͅW̢͖̠ͨa̻͆̈i̘͍͖̕ͅt͙̅ͦͫ͋̓̐ͣs͇͙ͬ̐ͬ ̟́ͨ͋ͥ̾̐͘B̷͙̫͍̞̩̻͊ͧẹ̯̯̖̠͟h̷̠͉̰̦̘͛͊ͯi̪͓͈̦͉̻̯̐ͮn͉ͥ̋̈́̂̇ͤ̀d̽ͩ̀̓ ̝̘̖̦̥̺̣ͥ͐́̌̿́T͈̙̲̯̯͖̘̍ḩ̘̟̮̤̣̔̂̃e͕̣̫̲̪̱ͦ̄ͤ͊̈́ͦ͋ ̸͇̥̲̖ͧ̚W̟̫̖͍̠̆̇̅ͪ̚͜a͎̲͕̲̟̞͆͞l͇̱̖̖̗ͨ̿̓ͭ͋͛ͅl̗̫̦̯̆̓̈́̽͆.̤̠̱
͍̅̌̉ͣ̓̇͛͡f̞͇̺̟͙͉ͬͭ̍̈ͬê̩̘̲͓͖̺̲̋́ë̖̟̪̟́͌̐l̯̬̲̰̺̉̆̎̎ͮ̓i̗̲͔͈̲͐ͭͫ̒ͧ͞n̞̩̼̻̘͍̪͐̏̓͐ģ̻̱̹́ ̙̔͜o̩̮̥͈̩͐̒̐̓f͓͎̺̤͉̻̒͌͊̄̏ͦ̉͡ͅ ͥ̽ͦ̋͋͆҉͉̝c̪̩͎̰̞ͧ͋͊h͉̥̜̊̏ͥa҉̻̱̘o͍̗̘͙ͣͨͮͬ̏͘s̗͓̮̰͔͖̋́͐̍͒͜ͅ
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if they are nice to you, but not nice to the staff, they are not a nice person
if they say you deserve rights, but marginalized people held hostage in red states don't deserve rights, they are not actually interested in the rights of anyone but their own
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need me a mug, with print on the inside bottom "oopsie woopsie seems we ran out of cowfee"
- pronouns
- it/its, she/her, they/them
- we are
- queer, trans, Mad, armed, sexy, and white (of the roundhead Alpine race responsible for the degeneration of western society)
- we like
- women, men, and those who refuse to be contained by such rigid categories; also hockey, music of all kinds except post- 9/11 country, 9/11, the Super Smash Bros series of fighting games, good whiskey, mid weed, Bonnanno's Armed Joy, and OTC medicine abuse
22, end of a european colonizer bloodline on stolen Wichita land.
Profile picture is tucker carlson, used without permission. Banner is a gradient of bisexual light decorated with a bottle of Nyquil and the text "whoa hey bisexual light this person must be really gay."
Joined Jun 2019
