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@twisted@pixie.town
- pronouns
- it/its, she/her, they/them
- we are
- queer, trans, Mad, armed, sexy, and white (of the roundhead Alpine race responsible for the degeneration of western society)
- we like
- women, men, and those who refuse to be contained by such rigid categories; also hockey, music of all kinds except post- 9/11 country, 9/11, the Super Smash Bros series of fighting games, good whiskey, mid weed, Bonnanno's Armed Joy, and OTC medicine abuse
22, end of a european colonizer bloodline on stolen Wichita land.
Profile picture is tucker carlson, used without permission. Banner is a gradient of bisexual light decorated with a bottle of Nyquil and the text "whoa hey bisexual light this person must be really gay."
Joined Jun 2019
in this essay i'm fixin' to
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Amazon Prime Day Walkout ++
In protest of exploitative working conditions, workers at Amazon warehouses are withdrawing their labour on Amazon Prime Day. Workers will staging a walk out during Prime Day, on Monday 15th and Tuesday 16th July
Don't scab.
This also means avoiding:
- IMDB
- Audible
- twitch
- GoodReads
- comixology
- Whole Foods
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a pack of solar punks stalking, then working together to take down an SUV like a tribe of ancient hunters taking down a mastodon. They will eat well tonight.
@funnypanja I understand this, and I agree with you 100%, but if people keep doing it (and they're going to keep doing it, just hopefully not here) I'm going to choose to believe it's a Homestuck reference.
lewd shitpost
(to the tune of i'm just a bill)
i'm just a tankie
yes i'm only a tankie
and i'm hoping that mistress gives me spankies
the only difference between hacker typing and bottomy keysmashing is the facial expression you use
hackers are all like 😤but bottoms are all like 😳
@thufie jesus said "it is hard for a rich man to enter the factories. i tell you again, it is easier for a t-34 to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the factories."
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due to ethical reasons i'm currently searching for a way to take a leave of absence from being white, if you have any suggestions please dm me
@thufie you know in certain circles this is just "yes OwO" and "yes, but i'm a coward UmU"
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"Pull yourself up by your bootstraps" was originally satire because that is, um, impossible. It's now stated without irony.
"Just a few bad apples," when referring to police, conveniently ignoring the full aphorism ials actually: One bad apple *spoils the bunch.*
selfie ec
@cute@deadinsi.de oh gosh oh heck that;s so cute <3
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which one of these ancient evil liches will die first
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@emsenn @OchotonidKnight @thufie the truth is out there
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@OchotonidKnight Ignoring OP and this I have a comment. @thufie
It is a failure of science that we don't have a definitive answer to "has there been sex in space."
How do we not know?! I thought scientist's whole deal was quantify all the things!
I hope we do know and it's just secret.
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uspol
@cute most extremely poor places do! the place i lived at had coal ash spill into the water bc of a hurricane and the city responded by bleaching the water.
we need a total overhaul of infrastructure. people have been chanting flint for 5 years now and nothing has happened because this problem is way bigger than is given credit
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@thufie Y'all seriously don't think 3 straight boys would be lewding it up in between radio communications while waiting for the launch window home? It's not gay if it happens in space, you know
also apollo-style capsules are quite small and there's not really any privacy, and there's no way they go the (3 months there + time on mars + 3 months back) without at least one clammy self-pleasure session in the LM
- pronouns
- it/its, she/her, they/them
- we are
- queer, trans, Mad, armed, sexy, and white (of the roundhead Alpine race responsible for the degeneration of western society)
- we like
- women, men, and those who refuse to be contained by such rigid categories; also hockey, music of all kinds except post- 9/11 country, 9/11, the Super Smash Bros series of fighting games, good whiskey, mid weed, Bonnanno's Armed Joy, and OTC medicine abuse
22, end of a european colonizer bloodline on stolen Wichita land.
Profile picture is tucker carlson, used without permission. Banner is a gradient of bisexual light decorated with a bottle of Nyquil and the text "whoa hey bisexual light this person must be really gay."
Joined Jun 2019
