Gordon Freeman 🖲️ @theonefreeman@pixie.town

Jasmine is a delightful fragrance, but unfortunately it makes plants feel uncomfortable.

Jasmonates are a class of chemicals which contribute to the scent of jasmine. They're also commonly pheromones which plants use to warn each other of danger, particularly when herbivores are around. Plants detect these molecules and start putting up defences.

(Jasmonates also act as plant hormones which help regulate growth, reproductive development, and photosynthesis)

Everyone look at this, it's important

Onions for breakfast lunch and dinner

tucking is origami of the dick and balls

The ghost of tea brewed and then forgotten

I was surprised that NYTimes still manages to detect Chrome Incognito mode (I thought Chrome had fixed that bug), so I dug in. How do they do it? It's actually pretty clever:

- Firefox: indexedDB throws an error in private browsing
- Safari: localStorage is disabled
- Edge/IE: indexedDB is null
- Chrome: estimate the available storage quota, if it's lower than ~125MB, then it's Incognito

The #garlic​s are coming!

Three little garlics peeking th…

This extremely round red boi was hanging out outside my kitchen window today

Can I interest you in some pawbs in these trying times?

Look at this silly little sausage roll.

been procrastinating real hard on my uni submission (yes I know https://humanparts.medium.com/laziness-does-not-exist-3af27e312d01 )

tomorrow will try get more things done then after that one more day till 27th 23:59

google images sometimes yields strange dividends

Latest blog from #OpenInsulin

https://openinsulin.org/how-much-will-it-cost-to-install-and-run-a-small-scale-insulin-production/

from their , live event will be Friday Feb 28, 2020

"On Friday, Open Insulin will go live on Youtube to present our new blog on insulin production cost. With a small scale production system no bigger than a dining table, 13,000 people with diabetes could be served and get insulin at $6/vial! "

Let's make a Linux distro that simulates the phone experience by just refusing to continue updating after two years and then you have to go to some forum and download a patched image for your computer built by someone called queefburglar69

scritch

Doom Eternal and Animal Crossing are releasing on the same day 😊

@cypnk The font choice is absolutely bang on.

it is currently the year 50 AU (anno unixae)