Gordon Freeman 🖲️ @theonefreeman@pixie.town

so fucked up that part of my dick is missing making sex and masturbation way less comfortable and pleasurable

foreskin restoration has been good for me but it's horrible I have to do it and wait many years to get something similar to what was cut off

just making progress a fraction of the way where I need to be has been amazing I can only imagine having a full amount of skin

I'm wanna cuddle but that's illegal

brain machine broke

"I leave soap in my foreskin and let it soak like dishes to get the smell and buildup out"

@goat@hellsite.site mlem

whenever I fav a toot, just imagine me sticking one of those little gold star stickers on your hand

if you think 9/11 made the world more cyberpunk, wait until you see covid-19

it'll be like 9/11, times ten

90/110

First strawberry flower! Also, mints are happy.

This strawberry started as a bird-planted seedling that I dug out of one of my former landlord's garden beds last year, because it was going to be weeded out otherwise. It's suffered in a yogurt container with no drainage for a year and has finally earned itself a larger pot.

#Florespondence #Gardening

the internet: does a straw have one hole, or two? 🤔🤔🤔
topologists: i have waited my entire fucking life for this moment

I hate how they tried to rename the ASS subtitle standard to SSA. It's ass backwards if you ask me.

in switzerland you aren't allowed to have a train with exactly 256 axles because of an integer overflow in the axle counting machine

i wish i could fix my software bugs by making it illegal to cause them

No I'm not sorry about all the Ziggy spam because look at this face!!!

todays dslr pic: figured out the perfect sun angle to make the watchface relief pop out

Instead of master/slave terminology why don't we just do dom/sub?

(sorry not sorry for leaving this cursed thought on your timeline)

steppy

more quoll

what does “im pupy” mean is that like gamer speak

#clit and ball torture

not to get mad horny or anything but holyshit foreskin play is a heart racer

sorry boss, no i didn't do uhh anything today. well you see, a federated network of queer communists collectively accused me of not having a ass