Maya Kлenger and Suvi!!! @maya_silver_fox@pixie.town

After almost 5 months of absence from Mastodon I'm back!!!! And as a fledgling plural system toooooo

Oh dang, the watermelon season began!!! Yessss!!!!!
So if Russian squat is eating sunflower seeds while squatting in adidas clothes, the Southern Ukraine squat is eating watermelon while squatting in granpa’s oversized pants and wide-brim hat. My childhood!

How day to day life is like in the hospital

meow

*capitalism machine goes into crisis*
Economists: it's not... it's not shutting down, it's no---
*the economy implodes, economists scream*
Eustace: blah blah blah reopen America and give me a haircut

how the end of 2020 will probably feel like, with Eustace being the metaphor for boomers/republicans/conservatives/liberals/etc

Sleeping during daytime be like

I am sooooo bored I did a heist on hospital’s cafeteria and stole a pack of biscuit bread!!!!! The criminal mastermind

P.S. There is a pack of each patient and they are free. But I’m still the criminal mastermind

sometimes I want to feel like an asshole, but I don't like being an asshole to (almost) anyone (but it's mostly political), so I have a smoke a from cruella-de-vil cigarette holder with a smug face