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it has a keyboard for its mobile computer now

now it only needs a stylus

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people should be more alarmed that a huge portion of the software that the world depends on for our daily lives is maintained for free by people who are now in their 50s/60s and there is basically no pipeline to replace them.

they would kill me i make corny jokes constantly

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food, scp style writing 

the test log describes various tests. the only really interesting one is when they vaporized a slice, and a test subject breathed in and said "Smells like good toast" and then started looking for the toast that wasnt there.

a researcher remarked "sometimes something this silly and ultimately harmless is a breath of fresh air compared to the other horrors we keep down here"

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my favorite scp is the tomatoes that attack bad jokes with deadly velocity

food, scp style writing 

upon consumption of the bread in any state, the person who eats it will remark that "thats some great toast" in whatever is their primary language. This will be said regardless of if the bread was actually toasted or not

The bread is to be kept in the Site 19 cafeteria in a bread container to prevent spoilagex

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"the Nintendo 64 homebrew scene has written multiple 3D APIs with different performance/usability tradeoffs"

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"the Nintendo 64 homebrew scene has forked GCC to add a new ABI that benefits performance given its 64-bit CPU core and 32-bit pointers"

at this point I am about 60% certain AGI will be achieved not with venture capital money but with a libdragon fork, for the sole purpose of unlocking additional performance in Super Mario 64 or whatever

ever go to post a joke and go "no wait i can make this even sillier"

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"oh im sure itll be fine- GOOD LORD WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE"

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