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"My husband complains about the cold," the man said. "Can you teach me a spell to keep him warm?"

"I can teach you to bind hair into a net to catch heat," the wizard said, "using arcane counting and a pair of fine wands."

After a while, the man said "Isn't this knitting?"

"This, too, is magic."

#TootFic #MicroFiction #SmallStories

UPDATE: GOAL REACHED. THANK YOU!
Hey, I don't like doing this, but I had some urgent expenses, and I had to spend next week's money for food and meds.

Could someone help me out with $40? I'd really appreciate it.

Status: GOAL REACHED

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#MutualAid

theres so many ps vita ports its basically portmaster sony edition

like jesus christ its negative 15 farenheight today

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someone go check and see if cirno is attacking the eastern usa

that's joyslop you only like it because it makes you happy

magical girl transforming sequence but it cuts out midway through as ive magically put myself into a combination blanket and plushie pile on my bed :comfymelt:

reminder. humans are as much children of this planet as any other animal. they are not "a virus". do not listen to ecofacists.

the last :bestbeetle: is in captivity

where the fuck did the rest of them go

:bestbeetle: :bestbeetle: :bestbeetle:
oh there they are.
...
the galaxy is at peace

originally posted on twitter by KindLittleBug

"you better not be isopod"
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