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reminder i made a silly twine game about getting ready for bed

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porting Bedmaking For Eepy Creatures to every platform

bad dream, yet inspiring 

"you should write something on a graphing calculator. also, to spice things up, you will be murdered by randomly generated women" is a brand new sentence

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bad dream, yet inspiring 

trying to interpret my dreams is kinda fun sonetimes

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bad dream, yet inspiring 

i woke up with what felt like adrenaline

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bad dream, yet inspiring 

so lets run the keyword list for the latest dream:
- various programmable calculators
- demoscene stuff on said calculators
- searching some kind of basement for obscure japanese games? only to be hunted down by muderous anime girls? hold on im losing the plot
- i sleep on the roof of a house. yes, on top of the roof. ok.

so the inspiration is I should write something for various calculators

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the only problem is i cant sleep on my stomach 😔

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i need a plushie as big as me so i can lay on it like a pillow

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when dwarf fortress had money for a very brief period (this was before I started playing it and back when you couldn't dig down at all), players ran into a problem: a functioning society does not require 100% of its members to be productive.

so you would end up with dwarves for whom there was no work available, but because there was no work available, they could not afford any of the abundant high quality food and clothing and other goods.

and from this starting scenario and essentially physics-mandated capitalism comes a logical solution found by players.

if dwarves must complete jobs in order to earn money that they can use to purchase comfort, but comfort is extremely abundant, the solution is to create jobs that don't produce anything

and because of how Dwarf Fortress works, "pull the lever" is a job.

so players found they could build a room full of levers, not attached to anything, and assign the task of pulling each lever on repeat to whoever was available.

dwarves who could not find work otherwise would walk into the room and flip their lever from side to side, accomplishing literally nothing, until they got bored or hungry or tired and left to use the money they had "earned" to rectify that.

Tarn Adams found it was a better solution to simply delete capitalism.

and that's the story of why Dwarf Fortress no longer has an economy.

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