Blahaj is no longer ikea
it is something beyond simple mortal "corporations"
an egregore created from the worldwide recognization as a trans symbol and the gay energy of pretty much every transbian on the planet.
a benevolent creature only seeking to bring calmness, peace, and good rest to those that encounter it.
misinfo
@BestGirlGrace @ben "they" wasnt officially in the dictionary until 2005, which was implemented as a nerf on genderless individuals to prevent them from becoming Unreferable and thus buerocratically invisible to Business-class mains.
shitposting about myself, long
Kona's adventures making computers make things happen that really shouldnt be happening
starring:
- "fuck it I'll connect it to serial"
- the arm architecture (and leg)
- gayposting
- being angry at nothing in particular
- powerpc architecture
- bootleg tower of power
- a dissassembled Dell laptop with a core 2 duo
- bitching about Vulkan
- a suprising amount of sd cards
- dangerous dd use
- yelling at things
- the Nintendo Gameboy Advance
- Butterfly from Hell (evaccaneer doom)
- "i rate it 1/10 because I can't hang a keychain from it"
- Telnet, too much of it
- Complete lack of security on LAN
- Vita Nuova's Inferno on the Nintendo DS
- RAM cheezit
- 🥺
- Plan 9, 10, AND 11
- "what do you mean I need root"
- disturbing ammounts of javascript
- the Panasonic Toughbook CF-31
- Pong
- The Nintendo Game and Watch (Ball)
- abuse of Oracle Virtualbox and QEMU
- Blindly reading manuals
- Dissing Windows every chance I get
- the Tupperware 1L water bottle
- trans things (tm)
- mysterious lack of blahaj
- Maruchan Instant Lunch
white unemployed autistic transfemme seeking help with funds for bills+transition stuff
i can make simple pixel art stuff and im making a zine on wardriving as well as some flip phone stuff
kofi in my profile
this artifact is a benign seal who helps with obtaining high scores
cherish him, for he is powerful and goofy
"ALTI-33453" Orchid is a sleepy doll girl and artist of various mediums, mostly written text. Enjoys cute clothes and stuff, cool bugs, games, mecha and planes and other vehicles, and making things. She/Her, It/Its.
Salamander Rosegarden is The Maiden Of The Eternal Garden, a witch focused on plant based magic. Often pondering food recipies or admiring Mimara's weird behaviors.
Neither of them are human. They are very in lesbians with each other.
20s, white, traumaqueer, plural.
posts nsfw often. adults only please!
Banner: "Well this rates about a 9 on my weird shit-o-meter" silkscreened onto the Jammit PCB for Area 51 Site 4 by Atari Games