Sven Slootweg @joepie91@pixie.town
- Website
- http://cryto.net/~joepie91/
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- @joepie91:pixie.town
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- they/them, he/him, whatever, it's not like I have any idea either 🙃
Technical debt collector and general hype-hater. Early 30s, non-binary, ND, poly, relationship anarchist, generally queer.
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- Flirting welcome, but be explicit if you want something out of it!
- The devil doesn't need an advocate; no combative arguing in my mentions.
Sometimes horny on main (behind CW), very much into kink (bondage, freeuse, CNC, and other stuff), and believe it or not, very much a submissive bottom :p
My spoons are limited, so I may not always have the energy to respond to messages.
Strong views about abolishing oppression, hierarchy, agency, and self-governance - but I also trust people by default and give them room to grow, unless they give me reason not to. That all also applies to technology and how it's built.
Joined Aug 2019
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corporate culture, suicide of a worker
Anyone up for a bet on how many Koa applications are unknowingly running with this default configuration being used for authenticating users?
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programmers are always posting like "worked on tracking down an issue with a Flurble deployment for twelve hours. the problem wasn't in Flurble at all - it was in the Gumbies install. It turns out if you install Gumbies 3.0 over Gumbies 2.7 and don't do a cache flush on all the client spiders they'll get stuck in the crystal maze." then you look up Gumbies and the site is one of those scroll scroll scroll types with one sentence per page, like
"GUMBIES is a lean, expressive sharding sandcube for testing and deploying large scale Woodchips playgrounds.
GUMBIES automates and streamlines away watersliding phases, meaning your team can get right to the chipping.
See why Microsoft, OpenAI and Bloingo have embraced GUMBIES in their Woodchips workflows."
and you get to the bottom and you're like I want this I guess but I still don't know what it is
"Simple session middleware for Koa. Defaults to cookie-based sessions and supports external stores. [...] The session is stored in a cookie by default, but it has some disadvantages: Session is stored on client side unencrypted [...]"
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[pop-up while you are trying to use a website]
WOULD YOU LIKE A COOKIE
[you click yes]
[your CD tray opens revealing a freshly baked chocolate chip cookie]
Anyone here know what happened to Ektoplazm, by any chance?
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“Ik kan er emotioneel van worden. Dat ik altijd bezig ben met laten zien wie ik ben, wat ik kan, wat ik heb gedaan. Maar ik wil het ook niet opgeven. Het is een honger. Een honger om te vechten voor wat ik belangrijk vind. Vooruitgang. Voor de volgende generaties, voor mijn eigen kinderen.”
Wat is Karim Amghar toch een held. (NRC)
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Het uitzicht van een ingelast #Pauzebankje vanmiddag (voor een preventieve blarenpleister).
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If someone wants to summarize what I said with an LLM I think the only reasonable response is to pepper the training dataset with GO FUCK YOURSELF signed by me with my real name addressed directly to you. Maybe that way your dramatically overfit surveillance bot confuses its attention matrix with confidence and gives me direct control over your fucking home thermostat or morning alarm clock. In biological signaling we say "a costly signal is a true signal" and you signaling this hard you trust your life to a suggestible text-based advertising machine suggests I would truly be able to dominate your perception of truth with like $20 of google ad spend.
Two hours of first-person footage of firefighters responding to a major forest/heath fire in the Netherlands: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiwPuEkh810
(CW: It can get pretty scary/intense at times)
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> being plausible but slightly wrong and un-auditable—at scale—is the killer feature of LLMs, not a bug that will ever be meaningfully addressed, and this combination of properties makes it an essentially fascist technology. By “fascist” in this context, I mean that it is well suited to centralizing authority, eliminating checks on that authority and advancing an anti-science agenda.
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Dus #RTL wordt óók al onderdeel van #DPG. Voor mij had de @acm hier niet akkoord mee hoeven gaan. Ik houd niet van zulke machtige bedrijven.
Laten we vooral ook niet vergeten dat DPG vorig jaar de Big Brother Award won voor grove privacyschendingen. (Betalend) abonnee van een van hun 70 mediatitels? Je wordt getrackt, je persoonlijke data worden verkocht en tot 10 jaar bewaard.
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🥳🎉
keep signing though. it must have a million *valid* signatures, and some percentage is always found to be invalid, so we should ensure the petition has enough wiggle room
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Morgen is de Rave voor de rafelranden voor de derde keer. De gemeente maakt het de organisatie moeilijk.
De tijden zijn aangepast, het eindpunt verplaats naar letterlijk een rafelrand van Utrecht. Geluid eerder uit.
Mocht je morgen naar de rave komen, neem vooral protest bordjes, vlaggen en spandoeken mee. De gemeente vind de demonstratie niet politiek genoeg, dan maken wij het politieker.
Dat gezegd hebben, de organisatie heeft een front banner en ze zoeken nog mensen die kunnen helpen met dragen van de front banner. Het is dat wij al andere taken hebben, anders we het wel op ons genomen.
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Ugh, my two favourite posts about autism self-diagnosis are now "Member-only stories".
https://medium.com/neurodiversified/self-diagnosis-is-valid-d96d41cfb02b
https://devonprice.medium.com/from-self-diagnosis-to-self-realization-852e3a069451
Any #ActuallyAutistic folks have any alternatives to recommend?
uspol, israel, europe, tech companies
Well, it's happened. The International Criminal Court's e-mail services (specifically those of the head prosecutor) at Microsoft have been shut down, most likely as a result of the sanctions that Trump applied to the ICC after the ICC issued an arrest warrant for Netanyahu and Gallant.
The prosecutor now cannot do their job anymore.
The danger of relying on US-based tech companies is no longer hypothetical now.
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Kindergarten children dropped seeds in the crack of the sidewalk to see what would happen 💕 More photos: https://streetartutopia.com/2025/05/16/kindergarten-children-dropped-seeds-in-the-crack-of-the-sidewalk-to-see-what-would-happen/
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I'll certainly miss having a space on the internet to ask questions and receive help
Dear Author! We always had that. It was IRC, it was mailing lists, it was forums, it was the Fediverse. Still are, really.
You know what's common between all of those? None are centralized silos run by for-profit corporations. Maybe there's something to learn from that.
I'm sure we'll see spaces where developers hang out and help each other continue to be popular – whether they are in the form of Discord servers, WhatsApp or Telegram groups, or something else.
...or maybe some won't. Too bad.
- Website
- http://cryto.net/~joepie91/
- Matrix
- @joepie91:pixie.town
- Pronouns
- they/them, he/him, whatever, it's not like I have any idea either 🙃
Technical debt collector and general hype-hater. Early 30s, non-binary, ND, poly, relationship anarchist, generally queer.
- No alt text (request) = no boost.
- Boosts OK for all boostable posts.
- DMs are open.
- Flirting welcome, but be explicit if you want something out of it!
- The devil doesn't need an advocate; no combative arguing in my mentions.
Sometimes horny on main (behind CW), very much into kink (bondage, freeuse, CNC, and other stuff), and believe it or not, very much a submissive bottom :p
My spoons are limited, so I may not always have the energy to respond to messages.
Strong views about abolishing oppression, hierarchy, agency, and self-governance - but I also trust people by default and give them room to grow, unless they give me reason not to. That all also applies to technology and how it's built.
Joined Aug 2019
