Sven Slootweg @joepie91@pixie.town
- Website
- http://cryto.net/~joepie91/
- Matrix
- @joepie91:pixie.town
- Pronouns
- they/them, he/him, whatever, it's not like I have any idea either 🙃
Technical debt collector and general hype-hater. Early 30s, non-binary, ND, poly, relationship anarchist, generally queer.
- No alt text (request) = no boost.
- Boosts OK for all boostable posts.
- DMs are open.
- Flirting welcome, but be explicit if you want something out of it!
- The devil doesn't need an advocate; no combative arguing in my mentions.
Sometimes horny on main (behind CW), very much into kink (bondage, freeuse, CNC, and other stuff), and believe it or not, very much a submissive bottom :p
My spoons are limited, so I may not always have the energy to respond to messages.
Strong views about abolishing oppression, hierarchy, agency, and self-governance - but I also trust people by default and give them room to grow, unless they give me reason not to. That all also applies to technology and how it's built.
Joined Aug 2019
Sure, zstd has a very good test compression ratio, but have you heard of dating-site-Dutch? Its compression ratios are truly unmatched
hookups/lewd meta, kink (continued)
Whoa. Seems I unexpectedly might have actually found a date on there! Not for tonight though.
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A DB Regio LINT on the Rendsburg High Bridge
hookups/lewd meta, kink (continued)
For a platform that is ostensibly so full of hard kink, people sure seem afraid to admit to wanting kinky stuff
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hookups/lewd, soliciting
So anyway. Uh. Anyone here up for a horny/kinky date? I think I've interacted with enough neurotypical people for today 🙃
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I must inform my university and my government that if I know one thing about innovation, it's that it's never, ever done by the kind of people who use the word "innovation"
hookups/lewd meta (continued)
How did this turn from "me trying to find a date" into "meta-analysis of dating platform that is a decade beyond its prime"
hookups/lewd meta (continued)
I don't know what I was expecting, but it wasn't "people go wild for the idea of sleep sex and absolutely nothing else"
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I just talked to a computer far away without using a computer in front of me. I did it to accurately check what time it is.
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Honestly what I hate most about the "our platform is better in the app uwu" shit is how condescending it is, as if anyone actually believes that they're forced to cut shit out of the web version because "sowwy we need access to all your data to be able to show you comments :(" 💀
At least be honest about it and say "yeah this is a limited version cause it makes us less money", worst case scenario it comes off as the same amount of annoying
hookups/lewd meta, half shitposting by this point
Results of my A/B testing thus far: I am starting to understand why porn videos always use these corny plots, and also apparently nobody has a place to themselves anymore??
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Due to circumstances beyond my control, today is Monday.
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When a leftist has a privilege, they should see it as an obligation to wield it for the benefit of those who don't have it.
Sven Slootweg
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I think liberals sometimes ignore leftists because everyone has had someone criticize them for being insensitive- or problematic and that’s always an unpleasant experience especially if they have a point. “you really shouldn’t use the word ‘idiot’ it has a long ableist history” this is true… and I’m working on it. But my initial reaction to being corrected is never graceful. No way! I want to find a reason why I did nothing wrong— or if I was wrong? It wasn’t serious. 1/
re: lewd picture, (almost) nude teasing
(boosts are OK!)
lewd-adjacent, complaining
And also, if you cannot even take the time to read and answer a simple question, what makes you think I'm going to meet up with you? Like, come on
lewd picture, (almost) nude teasing
If you saw me like this and you could do anything, what would you do?
- Website
- http://cryto.net/~joepie91/
- Matrix
- @joepie91:pixie.town
- Pronouns
- they/them, he/him, whatever, it's not like I have any idea either 🙃
Technical debt collector and general hype-hater. Early 30s, non-binary, ND, poly, relationship anarchist, generally queer.
- No alt text (request) = no boost.
- Boosts OK for all boostable posts.
- DMs are open.
- Flirting welcome, but be explicit if you want something out of it!
- The devil doesn't need an advocate; no combative arguing in my mentions.
Sometimes horny on main (behind CW), very much into kink (bondage, freeuse, CNC, and other stuff), and believe it or not, very much a submissive bottom :p
My spoons are limited, so I may not always have the energy to respond to messages.
Strong views about abolishing oppression, hierarchy, agency, and self-governance - but I also trust people by default and give them room to grow, unless they give me reason not to. That all also applies to technology and how it's built.
Joined Aug 2019
