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I had a dream about an Internet forum game where you had to post something worse than what the above poster said. If you couldn't think of something worse you replied with an image that said '100 Parking Spaces'.

@evelyn@misskey.bubbletea.dev @pleb@hunk.city Hmm, I was assuming from your description that you want to retain messages until they have been consumed by all expected consumers, so that nobody misses any. If so, you'd definitely need something more specific than just any pub/sub queue. Not sure whether Kafka can do this though.

@evelyn@misskey.bubbletea.dev @pleb@hunk.city Or replicated/mirrored queue or something

@evelyn@misskey.bubbletea.dev @pleb@hunk.city Something something multi-consumer queue?

@nasser

this town isn't big enough for the both of us so it looks like we should build more housing and get rid of some restrictive low-density zoning

hey buddy look it's like they say: if you can't handle the heat then just let us know ok and we'll open a window or something because it's really important to us that you feel safe and comfortable in the kitchen ♥️

@neauoire @HXLNT IMO they shouldn't just be removed, they should be *replaced* with "this guide/project/etc. assumes you already know the following things: ..."

re: selfie 

@kescher Probably because people who don't do cybercrime wouldn't wear a shirt about cybercrime! So obviously the correct solution is to wear a shirt saying "I would never wear a shirt claiming that I don't do cybercrime", that'd solve it for sure

sexualized violence 

@schratze If I were a prosecutor, I'd definitely be looking at Musk's history a bit more closely now

you ever think about all that bandwidth, server space and energy we'd save if ads didn't exist on the internet

Hmmm. Is there a way in Mastodon to automatically make all replies to other people's toots unlisted?

selfie 

@kescher Cute! Not sure I believe trihs eht, though :p

ableism 

@AgathaSorceress@eldritch.cafe Bonus: no traffic jams for those who are genuinely dependent on personal motor vehicles for transport

@wmd@chaos.social Met het huidige autogeile kabinet? Ik kan het me niet voorstellen.

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