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Hi my jorts.horse friends. Your admin is being a complete and absolute shithead about other people on jorts abusing the fediblock hashtag. Please consider moving to another instance, as the admin and other people have a continued stance of not giving a shit about an actually useful and helpful aspect of Mastodon. Thanks.

follow req meta 

im making a list of all the people's bio's you should read before following

for ease of use I used wildcards, here's the list:

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For a (critical) meta-review of dependency security, I'm looking for documented dependency security incidents!

Please reply with (a link to) any such incidents that you know of, in any language/ecosystem as long as it was from a public registry/source - I'm especially interested in the less well-known incidents.

The goal is not to write a sensationalist fearmongering article, but rather to place real-world attacks in perspective and talk about where the *real* dangers are, because almost everything people claim about dependency security today is wrong.

Boosts appreciated! :boost_requested:

*listens to earpiece* i've just been informed september already ended

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Imagine disobeying rules just to reject authority and not because they don't make sense.

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meds 

taking my ritalin with a sip of coffee. wake me up when september ends

re: meta 

or maybe more aptly, it *is* a protest, in some form

but not all protests are good or justified just by virtue of being a protest

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meta 

i guess jorts.horse really just did a
protests can be disruptive -> im being disruptive so it's a protest

me every time i get a follow request

youtu.be/Lj-hyUhb_GU
(kazoo kid saying wait a minute, who aare you?)

just finished The Three-Body Problem

it was great

gotta read the next two books asap

if Elsevier ran an instance, would it be at elsevi.er or elsevier.social

Making fun of a bad instance idea 

Good news everyone!

To log in on scholar.social, you will need to link your ORCID :orcid:

Also, "safe space" now means: shut up and don't rock the boat

what's with all these jorts.horse funnyposters shitposting in fediblock all of a sudden

Okay, list of some people I see shitposting in #fediblock from the last 7 days

notadog @ jorts.horse
froggo @ estrogen.network
dmx @ nitecrew.rip
kallisti @ refusal.llc
meso @ asbestos.cafe
ademan @ thebag.social
became_fish @ jorts.horse
bonesbonesbones @ nitecrew.rip
amy @ worm.pink
splitshockvirus @ mstdn.starnix.network
jrm4 @ mastodon.social

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also gotta say it's *very* satisfying to put a flourish of approval (a very Dutch thing?) over the entire day's todo list en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flourish

i hope that dopamine source lasts

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[can't believe it's not butter voice]

Akkoma, can't believe it's not Pleroma

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