"Can't you conjure one?" the dragon asked.
"I studied floral resonance, not construction," snapped the wizard.
He turned to the princess. "Can't your daddy give you one?"
"There was a vote, remember? We're a republic now."
The letting agent said:
"So you'll share the tower then?"
I sometimes thought my father thought he could't die while he still had books on his pending pile (a stab at immortality I seem to be replicating)... so, it was strangely touching to see Tom Gauld has had similar thoughts.
I am not exaggerating this:
I created a new hostname in DNS, then added it to my existing webserver config.
It was online for 3 seconds -- 3! -- before getting a 404 request for `/.git/config`.
If you're relying on obscurity to protect your services, get that right out your fool head today. You have about 3 seconds to get your act together.
This is a (fake) call out post about @kobupy
This kobold had the audacity to give me gift art before I could commission her!
And the gift art is so good and adorable!!!!
Go tell her she's good at art and a wonderful kobold, that'll teach her!
I'm Elfi! I'm a fair folk, magical moth, greyace girl, greenhorn gamedev, in my thirties and , and ADHD+ASD+EDS. Disclosure: white
💕 Aine @SophicLeech
💕 Agi @AgiDine
💕 Jenny @Esme
💕 Cherry @deejvalen
Icon by @Zwiebelprinz, header from Liar Princess and the Blind Prince by NIS