I don’t know /why/ cleaning robots have microphones, but it can’t be good. What I /do/ know is that a microphone implies an input and an input implies a buffer. And buffers can be overflowed.
As I dance through the streets playing my pipe, augmented with inaudible-to-humans harmonic overtones added by my homemade amplifier, the robots hear, listen, overflow, obey, follow. The trail of robots stretches out of sight, now.
I don’t yet know for sure what I’m going to do with my army of two thousand score Roombas, but it can’t be good.
It's February, pachyderms & the universe is being antiBlack during Black History Month. I got the kid pants! The cat broke a toy, & my rollator is falling apart. I need bread, milk and transit funds!
Cashapp/venmo spooniewolf
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First #RaspberryPi earned a shitstorm by hiring an ex-cop specialized in hidden surveillance.
Now they accept an investment by Sony for their propr. AI engine to be included in the next Pi. Which "only sends metadata to the cloud".
Edit 2024: They went IPO.
Here's a list of alternatives:
- https://beagleboard.org/
- https://www.banana-pi.org/
- https://www.hardkernel.com/
- https://www.friendlyelec.com/
- https://www.olimex.com/
- https://rockpi.org/
- https://libre.computer/
- https://www.starfivetech.com/en
@lyncia they are making a squishable pillbug
Happy #WorldWetlandsDay!
#Wetlands are not wastelands! They storage #carbon, produce food for animals & humans, help to prevent #floods & #droughts and maintain epic #biodiversity & #wildlife!
#RamsarConvention #RestoreNature
https://www.worldwetlandsday.org/
(To the tune of The Addams Family)
They're cozy and they're eepy,
Mysterious and sleepy,
They're altogether sweeties,
The Trans Girl Polycule.
Their house is a museum
When people come to see 'em
They really are a scream
The Trans Girl Polycule
*snap snap*
Neat
*snap snap*
Sweet
*snap snap*
Petite
So get a witch's shawl on
A broomstick you can crawl on
We're gonna pay a call on
The Trans Girl Polycule.
Okay, it seems the server's still receiving posts, but it's not propogating to my TL at all, including notifications
I have this giant Plush Life fox that I don’t really like that just sits in a corner taking up space.
I am more than willing to take offers for him if you would like to own a giant fox.
He’s in pristine condition and in desperate need of snuggles. #furry #plush #PlushLife
fursona image
imagine hiking through the wilds and this thing appears and asks if you've seen any fell beasts (or wild parsnips).
via the lovely @bagelcollie
I'm Elfi! I'm a fair folk, magical moth, greyace girl, greenhorn gamedev, part-time dream dragon, in my thirties and , and ADHD+ASD+EDS. Disclosure: white
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Icon by @Zwiebelprinz, header from Liar Princess and the Blind Prince by NIS