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food 

me: I should eat something substantial... (jokingly) or I can have ice cream for lunch
also me: ends up having leftover waffles with margarine, ice cream, and maple syrup on top

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moving 

I came up with this off the cuff after getting up at 6 AM to move and clean, running purely on energy drinks, coffee, sugar, and prescription stimulants

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moving brainrot, caps, zelda refs 

Old Roommate: (opens door)
Me: Greetings and salutations, we're coming at you live from Termina with up to the minute coverage of P-P-P-P-PANDEMOONIUM (arooooo) In local news, it's just past noon of the final day and our little green man Link is already going to pack up and punch out to the past! But for our listeners at home without access to causality-violating princess perks, here's the weather! We're looking at a high of a brisk 2°C with clear skies--looming celestial boddy not withstanding--but with tidal forces bringing in strong winds and lowland flooding. But the day is still young, so seize it and get out while you still can! Seriously, run, don't walk. And now a word from our sponsors.
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Me:
Phone: (malo mart theme plays)

environmental activism but also nothing 

I wanna see a group split off from Greenpeace that call themselves the Buaku gang and actively attack climate change contributors in minecraft

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Btw, I want to recommend the show Native America by PBS.

I found it on Amazon Prime, and considering its PBS I don't think it would be exclusive, so you can hopefully watch it somewhere else.

It goes into Native history of the Americas, and connects them, and show how long back they had very advanced understanding of the world around them, and organized societies. And how many clans are keeping traditions alive today.

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The conundrum of not being able to fall asleep when I can't do anything without waking people up

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Living situation, request for help 

@KS and I have gotten enough money for a moving truck, thanks to everybody in the GoFundMe... we'll be moving our things up to Seattle next week, and looking for friends to stay with and jobs to start working so we can afford someplace to stay...

If anybody out there might be willing to help give us a place where we can stay for a little while, or have pointers to homeless help or job opportunities, please, please let us know... it would mean a lot to us...

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Sales post, please boost! 

Hi all, need to recoup some of the money I paid on these. Neither of them have been used, much less opened. The Apple Pencil is the 2nd generation version, so the latest version, and the smart folio is for the current generation of iPad minis.

I’d be willing to do $50 (shipping included) for the folio, and $100 for the pencil (shipping included). $140 for both, again shipping included. Please reply to this post if you’re interested, and I’ll reach back out to you.

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I made a new emoji. It's the opposite of :blobugh:

Behold: :blobjoy:

I release this image as far into public domain as blobugh is, or CC0, or just-pirate-it-i-don't-care, whatever license is most applicable.

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code 

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so this is a HTML document that can load your Mastodon archive and give you a clickable list of all of your (non-reblogged) toots. save it as [anything].html, download your mastodon archive, and use this document to load the "outbox.json" file from your downloaded archive.

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Cave Johnson here! Have you ever heard of the phrase "making someone roll over in his grave". Well, I came across it the other day, and had the boys in the lab hook up some generators. Limitless energy! All we have to do is offend some oldies. If you applied to get your gender transed, enter through door A. Make sure to keep wearing those Aperture Science reinforced knee-high socks after the procedure is done. They'll protect you from the vengeful spirits. We summoned a lot of vengeful spirits.

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flashing lightning 

been following more blender guides on geometry nodes

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