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When encountering a person that transforms into a different form, I think we should retain the Anglo-Saxon nomenclature and extend it to describe new combinations of changing from one shape into another.

man changes into wolf -> werewolf (oe. werwulf)

woman changes into wolf -> wifwulf

enby changes into dragon -> mannwyrm

mouse changes to cat -> muscatte

and, of course, kobold changes to a different kobold -> coboldmissenliccobold

That said, I'm stumped at giraffe man... wercamelopardalis?

Bees are good cute friends

And their honey is delicious

Source: I am totally a bee squeak squeak

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"using an adblocker is immoral" is the same argument as "using sunscreen is immoral"

Observation made while packing what I wanted to keep of my penguin collection:

If there was a Xenia plush line, I would abandon my Tux ones in a heartbeat

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@haskal i found this on r/DragonsAreCats earlier and i just cant stop thinking abt it

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Plush ec 

Big luna has detected a cutie reading this post

This laptop's keyboard came kind of grody from the outset but the battery is not readily removable and the power button's part of the keyboard so it's hard to clean while it's off...

Still, it's an upgrade from the old laptop even after I finally got it repaired

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Laptop upgraded, all Gamer iconography is now replaced

dril souls 

"This whole thing smacks of destiny," I holler as I overturn the first flame and turn the age of fire into the age of shit

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@AgathaSorceress@eldritch.cafe I love cheese

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Traded in a game to microplay today, actually got a really good price for it, I'm happy

missed connections 2018: monster hunter GU event for dark souls remastered to get the elite knight set, probably via titanite shards

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“Cave Johnson here. I’m proud to announce that our plan to hire only female test subjects to prevent them from flirting with our female scientists has been a resounding failure.”

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“Cave Johnson here. Friendly reminder that Aperture employees living prior to the legalization of gay marriage are invited to use our Aperture Science Temporal Matrimony Pod in order to travel to the future with your same-sex partner and get married there. Employees from the future who wish to return to a time before gay people being able to marry are also welcome to use the pod and we’ll make sure to send you to an era well before gay marriage. I’m thinking maybe Late Cretacesous.”

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David's Tea has a 50% + 20% off Spring cleaning sale. Tea bags as low as $2.70. disposable hot and cold cups $1.80.

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“A sysadmin’s rant about feed readers and crawlers”

Unfortunately tyhis, isn’t new. I remember reading near-identical blog posts over 15 years ago. Programmers think a library absolves them from learning HTTP. rachelbythebay.com/w/2022/03/0

I never realized it until now where I moved my laptop downstairs so I can spin down and disassemble my desktop setup, but my roommate's TV has like no bass

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