Elfi @elfi@pixie.town

new rule: any ceo who wants to reopen before the pandemic is under control has to be exposed to the virus and then put into total isolation for two weeks before they are allowed to complain

Also fun fact: flip the logo and scratch out the bridge on the A and the armani exchange logo becomes the final fantasy XIV logo

both in terms of that image coming into my head while I was cleaning and also how I feel rn

Me: I should clean
My brain:

y'all @SophicLeech is the cutest and I want it to be made known

Consider: smooching your fiancée

*SMOOCH @SophicLeech >3<!!*

dhlgjhdg I can't find it but that post about finding a lot of gay energy if you imagine doing it for your wife is REAL ;w;

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa my girlfriend proposed to me aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa (and I said yes) aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Frankly I'm more astonished FA's still alive to this day after all the shit he's done to poison the well

Time to dust off the ol' "What did Dragoneer do THIS time" from my early days. A well-used and well-loved line, coming back out of retirement after over a decade.

Getting out of bed just feels like accepting an EULA that today is gonna suck

I just wanna cuddle my gf